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@pockets_mouse

Leah, allegedly. Doing every stupid thing that makes me feel alive. She/Her

San Francisco, CA Se unió Haziran 2017
313 Siguiendo312 Seguidores
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pocket mouse@pockets_mouse·
thank fucking god neda week is almost over. more like I neda be a lot less aware of 90% of these posts, am I right?
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pocket mouse@pockets_mouse·
Crashing out at one of my grad school professors knocking 10% off my grade because I was “getting close” to not making the word count range DID I OR DID I NOT MAKE THE WORD COUNT RANGE
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pocket mouse@pockets_mouse·
Need to invest in Going Out clothes with more pockets bc I’m responsible enough to be the girl with Narcan and a granola bar but not responsible enough to keep track of a purse while I’m dancing
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pocket mouse@pockets_mouse·
You can call me bossy if you want to BUT you must demonstrate that you understand the difference between a woman who is just assertive and me, bossy, because I’m the oldest child
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pocket mouse@pockets_mouse·
I booked a therapy appointment online and they immediately sent me E L E V E N emails AND two texts, and now I need more therapy than I did five minutes ago so good businessing I guess
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pocket mouse@pockets_mouse·
I miss living in a terrible cold place and having friendships deep enough to suffer consequences when you’re doing bad
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pocket mouse@pockets_mouse·
There are many ways in which West Coast culture is great but the “you’re doing you! love it! slay!” attitude is a mindfuck when you’re actively deteriorating and you have an implicit obligation to insist that the deterioration is indeed “just doing you”
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pocket mouse@pockets_mouse·
I’ve been getting into Arthurian tales and it seems to be 10% accept cool gifts from stones and lakes 90% DO NOT accept cool gifts from anyone else
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pocket mouse@pockets_mouse·
Petition to get Freddie Wong on Last Meals pls and thank you
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pocket mouse@pockets_mouse·
Eating a vegetarian chili dog and drinking a non alcoholic beer like the half-assed non practicing American I am
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pocket mouse@pockets_mouse·
Does anyone want my rocky road recipe that I’m using to take the friendship out of “friendly competition” at work today? Local roommates rave: “holy smokes” and “my mom liked it”
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pocket mouse@pockets_mouse·
@probably_ayla So wild to hear gym guys talk about food. Like I thought we all knew to keep those thoughts on the inside?? Did you not also get that memo in that consequential 14th year of girlhood, my brother??
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blob ross 🌱@probably_ayla·
intermittent fasting AKA "anorexia nervosa (for boys)"
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pocket mouse@pockets_mouse·
Med research facility in my city is offering a paid mushroom study for people with no major mental illnesses, but I was contacted about an almost identical study for my flavor of mental illness that pays $180 more. So I guess my mental illness has an exact monetary value
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pocket mouse@pockets_mouse·
jumpscared by seeing my 5k population Midwest hometown referenced in a Canadian business journal
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pocket mouse@pockets_mouse·
@fauxshizzle holy shit. I’m so sorry this has added to your horrors, but I’m in awe of your email and bow down to you on behalf of everyone who’s worked somewhere with a culture like that
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pocket mouse@pockets_mouse·
All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and when they catch you, they will probably diagnose you with something. But first they must catch you.
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pocket mouse@pockets_mouse·
Intensely mixed feelings about whoever anonymously sent me a copy of Pilgrim at Tinker Creek but addressed it to “Leah [spouse’s former surname]”
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pocket mouse@pockets_mouse·
@CHRISF0GLE I like the Daring brand, personally. Mimics the shreds you’d find in a chicken noodle soup or pot pie beautifully
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ETA frat leader@CHRISF0GLE·
The vegetarian beef replacements are good enough that I don’t think I ever need to eat beef again in my life but I’ve never found a convincing chicken replacement
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