blob ross 🌱

being a slut with a heart of gold is exhausting work. but I will concede, it is exhausting

Well Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming?

Ive never been fatter OR gayer than the 10 weeks of summer 2017 when I was a counselor at an all-girls sleepaway camp

back in my day you could buy cigarettes when you were 18

the books on the shelves of barnes&noble are not ensouled

people are so strange, man

he asked whose pussy is this I’m like that’s subjective

@glamdruil looney toons ass bedtime routines might be what saves me

@probably_ayla Tie a nice cosmic crisp over a pit trap that contains a cozy bed

my sleep log just needs a fan, an air vent, and an entrance hidden by bricks and rubble

@LobsterTimes hmm! dont LOVE that but Ill allow it

@probably_ayla Moistened w a sprinkling of knowledge

call me old fashioned but you cant call your youtube video a "deep dive" if its a mere 8 minutes long. that's not even a splash. a dunk, perhaps

let's fuuuuuuucking GOOOOOOO !!!!! 😤😤

oomf has upwards of 300 donuts in the back of her nissan rn... godspeed

love that I’m getting my corporate era out the way in my 20s bc honestly this shit is killing me and I can’t do this forever. Which means I’m on track to do some real cool, random shit in my 30s like those ppl who quit working at a law firm and become world renowned sushi chefs

yippee!!!! its my favorite time of day: emotional re-regulation by way of substance abuse !!!

disaster!? I hardly -

"datings so hard, everyones poly now" I am not. I am hard to date for other reasons.

let's have green eyes and grey hairs with mama :)

@glamdruil you always have my back 🫶

@probably_ayla It's 100% the pattern designers fault

tried again and got so pissed off that I then couldnt sleep. no one ever tells you how dangerous hobbies are