Prison Mitch

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Prison Mitch

@Prisonmitch

Assistant to the Press Secretary of Florida (retired). Tariff Expert and part time shitposter.

The Free State of Florida Se unió Nisan 2020

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Prison Mitch@Prisonmitch·24 Oca

Me when I fix my parents TV by changing the input to HDMI 1:

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Prison Mitch@Prisonmitch·12h

Make Apiaries Great Again!

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@EpicTweetUs5 SEXX?

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Epic Tweet Us@EpicTweetUs5·16h

@Prisonmitch Nasdaq ticker symbols have 4 letters

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What are the odds Elon makes the SpaceX ticker SEX?

Kalshi@Kalshi

BREAKING: Many historical $1 trillion+ IPOs are expected this year Our traders forecast: • SpaceX 92% • Anthropic 61% • OpenAI 49%

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“Look what they did to his head LOL.”

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Jay 🕋☪️✈️@jay_kobbe·18h

The only true way to comfort yourself after an assasination attempt on your life

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“It’s some form of Elvish, I can’t read it.”

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Marco Rubio when he sees this photo

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Prison Mitch@Prisonmitch·19h

Lmfao shits been going on for years and NOW he’s decided to help catch it since an independent journalist did all the leg work for them and the Trump admin called it out.

Governor Tim Walz@GovTimWalz

If you commit fraud in Minnesota you’re going to get caught — and that’s exactly what we saw today. We catch criminals when state and federal agencies share information. Joint investigations work, and securing justice depends on it.

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Mondaire Jones@MondaireJones·20h

Matt Levine did a great job differentiating between Kalshi and Polymarket in his newsletter this morning. Kalshi is regulated by the CFTC, but Polymarket, which operates off-shore, is not. This matters when you’re trying to ban death markets and police insider trading.