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Prison Mitch
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Prison Mitch
@Prisonmitch
Assistant to the Press Secretary of Florida (retired). Tariff Expert and part time shitposter.
The Free State of Florida Katılım Nisan 2020
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He’s on Spirt Airlines duty
Robert F. Kennedy Jr@RobertKennedyJr
Starling rescue today at Dulles Airport.
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He’s gonna cut off that poor birds weiner, isn’t he?
Robert F. Kennedy Jr@RobertKennedyJr
Starling rescue today at Dulles Airport.
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Gonna wear my 11 time world war shirt proudly
New York Post@nypost
Viral clip resurfaces of brutal Ilhan Omar 'World War 11' gaffe trib.al/ZHx07YS
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I see the Spirit Airlines customers have made alternate flight arrangements.
Thenewarea51@thenewarea51
United Airlines flight 1837 (737 Max) declares an emergency at Newark this evening because a passenger attacked a flight attendant and is trying to gain access to the cockpit. Audio via @theATCapp
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When I see a Spirit Airlines customer on my American flight:
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I think I actually prefer Rubio now over JD. It’s tough to choose.
Kalshi@Kalshi
BREAKING: Gavin Newsom, JD Vance and Rubio are all nearly tied to win the 2028 presidency
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.@gamestop is reportedly offering @eBay an Xbox 360, one copy of The Legend of Zelda Wind Waker and a PSA graded 9.8 Charizard Pokémon card.
Kalshi@Kalshi
JUST IN: GameStop reportedly preparing an offer to acquire Ebay
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While we don’t agree with everything in this bill, Kalshi strongly supports it.
Prediction markets have gone mainstream, from a niche corner of the internet, to a 500B asset class.
It’s time to strengthen the rules to make sure the markets are fair and transparent. This bill is a comprehensive and thoughtful approach to doing that.
Thank you @SenGillibrand and @SenMcCormickPA for taking the lead to protect consumers and promote responsible innovation.
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Imagine the people watching at the Spirit counters tonight:
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R A W S A L E R T S@rawsalerts
🚨#BREAKING: Spirit Airlines are now expected to cease all operations around 3:00 a.m. ET on Saturday
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When people ask the odds of a recession this year:
Kalshi@Kalshi
BREAKING: Odds of a recession this year plummet from 40% to 17% — a record low.
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POV you’re my wife cracking the bathroom door open after I’ve texted you “toilet paper”
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Me checking to see who tf turned the AC on in the car and burned through the extra fuel
Kalshi@Kalshi
BREAKING: US gas prices are forecasted to reach $5.40 this year — a recent high.
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I applaud the Senate for passing this resolution to ban Senators and their offices from trading on prediction markets.
Kalshi already proactively blocks members of congress and enforces against insider trading. This is a great step to increase trust in our markets by making it an industry standard.
Now, let’s pass this in the House!
Kalshi@Kalshi
JUST IN: Senate passes unanimous resolution to ban its members from trading prediction markets
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Starting to post gym pics and thirst traps on LinkedIn from now on
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College recruiting fairs for JP Morgan about to look like this:
Daily Mail@DailyMail
Glamorous JP Morgan exec accused of turning married male broker into her office sex slave: Viagra spiking and litany of obscene forced acts that made him cry trib.al/BiXXCM0
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