Prison Mitch
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Prison Mitch
@Prisonmitch
Assistant to the Press Secretary of Florida (retired). Tariff Expert and part time shitposter.


Starling rescue today at Dulles Airport.

Starling rescue today at Dulles Airport.


Viral clip resurfaces of brutal Ilhan Omar 'World War 11' gaffe trib.al/ZHx07YS

United Airlines flight 1837 (737 Max) declares an emergency at Newark this evening because a passenger attacked a flight attendant and is trying to gain access to the cockpit. Audio via @theATCapp

BREAKING: Gavin Newsom, JD Vance and Rubio are all nearly tied to win the 2028 presidency

JUST IN: GameStop reportedly preparing an offer to acquire Ebay



🚨#BREAKING: Spirit Airlines are now expected to cease all operations around 3:00 a.m. ET on Saturday


BREAKING: Odds of a recession this year plummet from 40% to 17% — a record low.

BREAKING: US gas prices are forecasted to reach $5.40 this year — a recent high.

JUST IN: Senate passes unanimous resolution to ban its members from trading prediction markets


Glamorous JP Morgan exec accused of turning married male broker into her office sex slave: Viagra spiking and litany of obscene forced acts that made him cry trib.al/BiXXCM0










