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This needs the triple threat of cold OJ, ice water, and hot coffee. All of them. Stay hydrated.
Josephine@_josephine0_
What drink goes best with this?
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Atlanta is a laboratory in which the most advanced and modern new wiggеrs are being constantly formulated and updated
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You’ve seen the angle from the MLB broadcast. Here’s the other angle of that exact moment that the hooman filmed 👀
Cipher@Cipher_Cooks
White sox posted $Chase with 8M+ views. Bullish 📈
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Golden Retriever wearing a hat went viral devouring a full hot dog at the ballpark. Dude was in heaven
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The pilot slaps trump in the face: “That’s for getting us into this mess!”
He then leans in and kisses trump French style: “And THATS for saving my life…”
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I know the look of gender euphoria when I see it
Melian Refugee@escapefrommelos
if you can’t do this to your wife or girlfriend, I’m sorry, but it’s already over
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Truly incredible stuff here. This is such an egregious error for the A section of the NYT (not a typo, genuinely not knowing what NATO stands for) that it should lead every piece on the decline in journalism
Sasha Issenberg@sissenberg
Does the @nytimes know what NATO stands for?
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I still think about this tweet fondly sometimes
darlie | nr: Doing it for the Order@diagondarlie
narcissas a better woman than i am because if lucius malfoy told me to take the dark mark i'd get it as a trampstamp above my ass so he can see it during backshots
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“It’s 8:30 again babe.”
“Bad” Billy Pratt@KILLTOPARTY
Some men are drowning while others die of thirst
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She could be waiting for me at our home which I built next to our wheat field when I’m coming home from the pub, drunk from amber beer. She’d take care of our 8 children, and every night I’d have sex with her to make another one. It would be a quiet and peaceful life.
Alexander 𖤓 Nietzschean Vitalist@UbermenschMind
Profoundly mid insular celtoid peasant phenotype, built to withstand years of alcohol-fueled domestic violence. Should be in the potato fields, not shitposting on X
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