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@psionic_warrior

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Salt Lake Se unió Ocak 2018

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pornography jr@psionic_warrior·11h

trump is the guy who points to the middle of the atlantic when they ask him to pick out iran on a map

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pornography jr@psionic_warrior·11h

it is extremely funny for them to still act like this when it's clear to everyone alive that trump is world historically stupid

Acyn@Acyn

RFK JR: One time, Trump grabbed a placemat, turned it over, took a Sharpie, and drew a perfect map of the Middle East. Then he marked the troop strength of every country along each border on that map..

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pornography jr@psionic_warrior·20h

bosmer fuck nasty

UESP@UESP_net

"Though less influential in the world at large than their cousins the High Elves and the Dark Elves, the Wood Elves outnumber all other Mer in Tamriel, being relatively fecund (for Elves) and more, shall we say, amorously-inclined." --Doctor Alfidia Lupus

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pornography jr@psionic_warrior·1d

@Dansplainer making some kind of ocean eleven type situation come together rn

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dan@Dansplainer·1d

lgr building a warehouse for all his retro tech is an avengers endgame level event to me

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jake rhodes@jakebrodes·1d

American and Texan here: Americans mostly use guns to kill their whole families or random people in road rage related incidents. Lots of times we use them to kill children too. Our 2nd amendment is 50% a cyanide pill we chew on all day and 50% a vanity project for suburban morons

Leanne 🍅☭@Leannenist

In reality

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pornography jr@psionic_warrior·1d

they should make a gps app that doesn't freak the fuck out when you stop for gas

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Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine@TheRealJChubby·2d

Troops on the ground as soon as markets close tomorrow.

Pentagon Pizza Watch@pizzintwatch

Pizza activity around the Pentagon is experiencing an extreme spike this Thursday evening. Papa Johns Pizza (2.3 mi) at 296%, Domino's Pizza (1.4 mi) at 208%, and Pizzato Pizza (2.2 mi) at 200%. DOUGHCON level is 3.

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pornography jr@psionic_warrior·2d

@jpoundsign i don't think it's like that at all

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@creepingmraxist sorry bro I can't cover your saturday shift, i have imperialist oil war this weekend

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roy@creepingmraxist·2d

If trump only fights the war on weekends, and i get drafted, do i have to return to my 9-5 during the week?

The Spectator Index@spectatorindex

BREAKING: Times of Israel reports an official from a mediating country says that Trump is 'leaning toward ordering a major US ground operation against Iran'

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pornography jr@psionic_warrior·2d

my guess is that if the trump admin actually does anything they'll wait until markets close friday, that's the one thing that they do right every time

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pornography jr@psionic_warrior·2d

this is easy. if its some sort of complex polyhedron you're dealing with sci-fi. if its a multifaceted gem or crystal of some sort it's fantasy

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pornography jr@psionic_warrior·2d

critical support for this because it means there'll be less of this evil evil media property

Wizarding World Direct@WW_Direct

The HARRY POTTER TV series won't have one season a year "For some of the bigger shows like Harry Potter, huge world-building shows, it would be nice to have those on an annual basis. But from a production point of view, it’s just not possible." - Casey Bloys

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pornography jr@psionic_warrior·2d

yeah can i get a large super massive fuckoff fucknasty fuckburger with extra secret sauce and some kickin bitchin dip on the side. and a medium diet coke ☺️

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