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@lord_magnifier Androgyny is not something I owe other people; it is something we all owe God
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they/them's the breaks
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they/them's the breaks
@queeraye
Faith, hope, and love ✝️🏳️🌈| Church, cooking, politics, shitposting | please don't expect anything from me | married, bi, nb | not on as much, dm for discord
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@turdducken No that makes total sense I just got very literal for a second and was like “what role has Macron been playing that I missed”
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@queeraye i cant say theyre particularly fond of him at the moment
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big ships can only idle on their generators for so long. this isnt a win, its a bunch of extremely pissed off shipping companies going to terminals where theyll also idle bc spots at them are booked far in advance and thats if the engineering team there likes the look of the boat
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🚨 MASSIVE DEVELOPMENT: At least 121 EMPTY OIL TANKERS are making their way to the United States of America right now 68 of them can carry 2 MILLION BARRELS EACH. Holy smokes! We are the world's gas station now! 🇺🇸 TRUMP: "China can send their ships to the U.S., China can send their ships to Venezuela...empty oil carrying ships from many nations are all headed to the U.S. to load up." Harris Faulkner: "68 of those 121 vessels are very large crude carriers capable of carrying 2 million barrels apiece." "President Trump has urged countries squeezed by Iran's disruption of the Strait of Hormuz to turn to American energy supplies instead." "Well — it would appear perhaps they are obliging him. They are listening to Trump!" @HARRISFAULKNER MASTERCLASS MOVE. Something tells me this was the intended outcome all along!
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there are probably 5 greek guys smashing plates right now talking with a dane in rimless glasses to see if they could pull off a day of the jackal scenario. the added fuel costs are gonna be murderous crossing the atlantic in spring and the margins on these boats are small
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@areyousurebruv Cool, you crack on insulting your siblings in Christ publicly then 👍
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@POISONOMICON Can’t believe you’re doing he/him lesbian erasure on the tl 😤😤😤
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if you were a straight guy and you just made like a difficult throw you could be like 'no, I'm Mr Shots, you must have me confused with my wife,'
⛓️ G W Ξ N ‼︎@POISONOMICON
i have a dumb Line that i can never use because i'm a lesbian but i kinda need to put it out there
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RT @anishmoonka: Orcas eat great white sharks. They hunt seals, dolphins, and baby whales. They have never killed a single human in the ope…
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@FinchOWar Imagine taking pride in anything as a Christian. Like were you paying attention
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@PerthshireMags I really feel for the guy tbh, I remember meeting him a few times when I was a Labour member and looking to get involved in party stuff before life intervened and he always seemed very sincere. Like if St Paul lost his faith.
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@ohiojesustwink I thought you were exaggerating but it is literally 6 minutes straight of her counting money. This is like the setup for the worst porn you’ll ever watch
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I actually love this one because she spends 6 minutes counting the money. It’s Akerman-esque
Marshall13@Marshall3215
Surprise: A military husband reunites with his wife while she’s at work
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8000 words done in a story about austro-hungarian office workers in the 1990s. Yeah it's the same setting. there's a woman who likes to collect military uniforms
yoshimi red@nise_yoshimi
if I ever have the energy for it I'd love to do a proper Austria-Hungary alt history story tbh
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@postoctobrist @real_bogdweller Accidentally killing a rabbitgirl by invading her personal space all night
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you can definitely do lethal wildlife photography if you’re bad enough at wildlife photography
limpkin@acealeam
this is wildlife photography btw
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@thecheesyboy @CasualThursday A gimlet is with lime cordial, not lime juice, at least not lime juice as it is kept in bars today
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@CasualThursday Is this not a classic cocktail?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gimlet_(c…
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Worst Drink Order of the Night:
Guy: Can I get gin and lime juice…
Me: (waiting patiently for the rest of the sentence, eyebrows raised inquisitively)
Guy: …please.
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@PerthshireMags Oh 100%, and it’s a different tea every day too ofc.
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@PerthshireMags I eat the same breakfast (porridge with chopped banana) and lunch (cheese sandwich) every working day.
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