Andy W

5.9K posts

Andy W

Andy W

@thecheesyboy

He/Him

UK Katılım Ağustos 2013
224 Takip Edilen38 Takipçiler
Sabitlenmiş Tweet
Andy W
Andy W@thecheesyboy·
@Krow07100473 @staxringold @stop_lacroix @kevinsmurray @mtgreenee @AOC When I was 9, I thought it was a "Handburger". My mother laughed at me "it's not got hands in it!", but my logic was that it was a burger that you hold in your hand. Makes more sense than a "hamburger" that has no ham in it anyway 😂😆
English
2
1
15
0
Andy W
Andy W@thecheesyboy·
@swpz_ss01 @The_RomaArmy @Vasalgel I heard about vasalgel around 15 years ago. Thought it sounded great. Ridiculous that there's just no momentum to get it made available.
English
1
0
0
12
swpz
swpz@swpz_ss01·
@The_RomaArmy Check out @Vasalgel, there's nowhere near enough awareness for this currently in trials option. No money to be made with it's a $10 procedure vs monthly sales.
English
1
0
1
1.4K
Chloe Roma
Chloe Roma@The_RomaArmy·
The assumption that Men have bodily autonomy is HILARIOUS. Men can be forced into fatherhood, forced into 18 years of financial obligation, and even drafted to die all without consent. They have to pay their rapists child support, they have no access to birth control other than condoms, and they CAN NOT abandon a child if unwanted. Women can access abortion, safe haven law, give up their parental rights to CFS, 10 different birth controls AND tubal ligation. Let’s stop pretending this is one-sided.
ً@wynrosei

You want to ban abortion??? Then force VASECTOMIES at 18. Reversible. Low risk. Zero deaths. Or is bodily autonomy only for men??? Answer wisely!

English
53
537
5.3K
162.8K
Casual Thursday
Casual Thursday@CasualThursday·
Worst Drink Order of the Night: Guy: Can I get gin and lime juice… Me: (waiting patiently for the rest of the sentence, eyebrows raised inquisitively) Guy: …please.
English
47
216
36K
642.2K
Andy W
Andy W@thecheesyboy·
@CarsOfGMaps This one's actually good, tbh. The new one is genuinely aesthetically interesting and nicely presented, and still maintains a good balance of greenery.
English
0
1
35
1.3K
Andy W
Andy W@thecheesyboy·
@Urban_GTA_6 The comments completely miss the joke! The original had a nut-shaped donut, because of low polygons (a deliberate choice, for the gag), and the remake has a donut-shaped nut, because everything is smooth now in modern remake!
English
0
1
5
1.7K
Urban GTA 6
Urban GTA 6@Urban_GTA_6·
A perfect example of Rockstar’s attention to detail! 👀
Urban GTA 6 tweet media
English
73
86
5.8K
2.7M
Andy W
Andy W@thecheesyboy·
@Mr_Teekay @FortySacks If you overpay the mortgage when you have low capital, high interest, then you can quickly pay it all off. Overpayments make a big difference. When you have high capital, low interest, overpayments don't make much of a dent I'd LOVE to have a low capital high interest mortgage!
English
1
0
0
395
jay makinze ❼
jay makinze ❼@Mr_Teekay·
@FortySacks yes, that generation had it better, but tbf, what a $14k salary was to a $50k home then, is what a $108k salary is to a ~$386k home today. but with a 15% interest rate then.
English
4
0
6
3.1K
Fortissax
Fortissax@FortySacks·
Had a conversation today with a classic elbows-up boomer. We got onto mortgages, so I asked if she still had one. She said no, she paid it off about 30 years ago. I asked how, and she said she and her husband barely went out in the 1980s. Only a few times a year for birthdays and their anniversary. Her takeaway was that young people today spend too much. I pushed back. I told her a lot of younger people do not go out much at all because they simply cannot afford to. The ones who are financially careful already know this. Then I asked what they originally paid for their house. She said $50,000, with an interest rate around 15 percent. I asked about her husband’s income. He had a PhD and earned about $14,000 a year. I checked the numbers using the Bank of Canada inflation calculator. That $14,000 salary in 1972 works out to roughly $108,000 today. So despite the high interest rate, they were dealing with a much cheaper house relative to income, and their purchasing power was stronger than what a six-figure salary gets you now. There are some who aren’t like that, but most of them are.
Jess@jessgill03

Too many boomers have this really toxic assumption that young people are unable to afford a house because they’re lazy and don’t work hard. Most young people I know are working full time specialised jobs, having the majority of their salary swallowed by renting (despite it being a flatshare) taxes and cost of living. It’s almost impossible for young people nowadays, without the help of their family, to afford a house. And then they get blamed for having a Netflix subscription or getting the odd takeaway as if saving that £300 a year would let them afford a £20,000 deposit.

English
232
282
7.6K
1M
Andy W
Andy W@thecheesyboy·
@1goodtern What did the traffic light say to the car? "Don't look now, I'm changing!" I never got it. Why would the traffic light not want the car to see its lights change? A friend happened to act out the changing of clothes once, when someone said it, at which point it clicked for me 😁
English
0
0
2
49
tern
tern@1goodtern·
When I was little I heard this joke: "How do you get down from a horse? You don't, you get down from a duck." I thought it was just a surreal joke with no meaning, the non-sequitur being the joke. I think I even repeated it to other people over the years. Maybe thirty years later, I was sitting minding my own business when my brain suddenly went, "YOU GET DOWN FROM A DUCK" which is probably my own personal record for time taken to understand a joke without having it explained to me. Anyway, in other news, feather production is down.
tern tweet media
English
15
12
250
7.1K
spacedogcharlie
spacedogcharlie@flyingsauc14092·
@theleftbible Glad that someone is dead ? Karma soon came back to haunt that horrible man Sean Lock. I'm sure he would have found it funny.
English
5
0
3
5.7K
The Left Bible
The Left Bible@theleftbible·
Sean Lock on Margaret Thatcher's death and getting a State Funeral "I don't think it matters as long as the bitch is dead, that's the main thing." 🤣😭
English
43
601
7.5K
1.1M
Andy W
Andy W@thecheesyboy·
@huatp7 @Larryjamieson_ By increasing your payments, you can pay down a low capital high interest mortgage much faster. A high capital low interest mortgage doesn't get sped up much by overpayments.
English
0
0
0
262
Hu
Hu@huatp7·
@Larryjamieson_ He’s right, as a share of income it’s more affordable today to purchase a house than back then because of higher interest payments. Nobody buys a house outright so it’s the monthly payments that matter
English
27
0
29
160.3K
Andy W
Andy W@thecheesyboy·
@_georgina666 Jimmy's iced coffee is SO good. Can't actually get it many places locally. The big Tesco has it, so I sometimes get meal deals, alongside the weekly shop, to put in the kids' lunch box so I can nab the Jimmy's 😁
English
0
0
1
46
Andy W
Andy W@thecheesyboy·
@callsignDuster Is bro on the right skipping? Certainly seems happy to be there
English
0
0
0
258
Andy W
Andy W@thecheesyboy·
@ranmasaotome96 It effectively killed his career for a few years, doesn't he say? It gave the impression he'd 'retired' from his usual action star stuff, so he didn't get roles.
English
0
0
0
164
pat 2: cruise control
pat 2: cruise control@ranmasaotome96·
I say this every time Cop Land is brought up, but it fucking sucks Sly never did anything like this again. He more than holds his own pretty well against Liotta, Keitel and De Niro. There's an alternate universe out there where he was a Scorsese and De Palma regular.
The Sting@TheStingisBack

Cop Land is one of the most underrated movies of the 90s. Stallone wanted it so badly he took $60K, packed on weight, and promised no script changes. A powerhouse cast fuels this urban western, and when Ray Liotta was on fire, nobody matched him.

English
51
111
2.1K
140.5K
Andy W
Andy W@thecheesyboy·
@dontfacetimeme Which of god's creations eats airtags and gummies anyway?
English
0
0
0
712
tia
tia@dontfacetimeme·
a year ago when my package was not only eaten but the delivery driver prolly watched it get eaten and jus reported it instead of intervening
tia tweet media
English
332
1.3K
51.1K
3.1M
Andy W
Andy W@thecheesyboy·
@crofts Super Metroid Dead Rising FTL: Faster Than Light Dark Souls
English
0
0
0
57
Andy W
Andy W@thecheesyboy·
@DannyDrinksWine I do like Pam Grier's work generally but, being real, this one's utter dogshit
English
0
0
2
3.2K
DepressedBergman
DepressedBergman@DannyDrinksWine·
The Arena (1974) Director: Steve Carver The Romans force a group of female slaves to become gladiators & fight to the end. Two women, a Nubian dancer (Pam Grier) and a Gaulish priestess (Margaret Markov) mount a vicious rebellion to fight their way to freedom.
English
70
412
6.1K
777.2K
Wrestle Ops
Wrestle Ops@WrestleOps·
AEW is reportedly expecting Toni Storm to be out of action for the rest of 2026 at minimum. (via @FightfulSelect)
Wrestle Ops tweet media
English
197
357
9.7K
623.3K
Tracy Alloway
Tracy Alloway@tracyalloway·
If you haven’t been following this, Afroman’s lawyers have also had some incredible moments — including asking if any reasonable person would think that a man wearing a flag suit in court should be taken seriously
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

English
32
417
11K
1.3M
Andy W
Andy W@thecheesyboy·
@TheWapplehouse I feel pretty sure you hang me by my arms like that and add an extra 300+ lbs, my shoulders would never be the same again.
English
0
0
5
324
Kristi Yamaguccimane
Kristi Yamaguccimane@TheWapplehouse·
I thought for sure this was AI but it’s not. A few hours ago crews rescued a 500 pound guy that wandered on to a construction site and fell in a hole.
English
41
27
700
42.6K
Andy W
Andy W@thecheesyboy·
@SandyofCthulhu I only watched it casually as a teen and never minded him. But this post about him always makes me laugh when I see it pop up:
Andy W tweet media
English
0
0
3
303
Sandy Petersen 🪔
Sandy Petersen 🪔@SandyofCthulhu·
I am really impressed by this character because he was foisted upon us by the studio and clearly we were supposed to think he was adorable, but literally every single person I knew absolutely hated Neelix and whenever he was endangered they hoped he'd die. Sucker made it through all 7 seasons. I salute you, terrible and hateful one (Ethan Philips did a bang-up job). I can't think of a single other character so loathed in any TV show except maybe for Scrappy-Doo.
Peter R Hann CFA, Goldbug Weirdo/Silver Freak@PeterRHann1

Did you know that the actor here was also Pete, from Benson

English
220
29
1K
69.5K
Sara Mary ⭐❤️
Sara Mary ⭐❤️@saniyafatma1278·
I can’t believe the day today. I found a kitten covered in ants on its last leg. I tried to clean him at work and noticed his insides coming out of his backside. Rushed him to ER vet after 3 min they said nothing we can do but put him down peacefully. I sat and my truck and lost it a bit with this crule world Then get a call tonight just before 10 saying nope kitten is still alive was passing worms. When do you want to pick him up he wil be ok!! Hello Roscoe. Reba’s new friend WTF MAN
Sara Mary ⭐❤️ tweet media
English
474
633
16.5K
253.2K