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Sunday While normies drink coffee and scroll through their feeds, you and I are already on a different frequency.AOA Second Edition 3,333 artifacts, burned into rare sats, like a message from those very same "closed" rooms where officially "no one has entered." @AlienOrdinals

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I spent some time on NEAR Revenue Dashboard and I think people are looking at NEAR wrong. NEAR isn't an L1 anymore. It's a cross-chain settlement layer doing $3B/month. Everyone's tracking L1 metrics - TVL, on-chain fees, daily active addresses. By those numbers NEAR looks dead. $133M TVL, ranks 42nd, a few thousand dollars a day in base layer fees. But the revenue dashboard tells a different story. NEAR Intents - their cross-chain swap layer - just crossed $13B in total volume. Processing $3B/month across 35+ chains. 15.7 million swaps settled. The fees from this: - 16.6 million NEAR in total fees generated - 10x growth in 5 months - YTD 2026 already exceeds all of 2025 combined - On February 2, daily revenue hit 2.6x daily token emissions. NEAR was temporarily deflationary - 2.1 million NEAR bought back and burned from revenue so far Price down 80% from December. Revenue up 10x. One of these is wrong. Most people comparing NEAR's L1 TVL to Solana or Ethereum are measuring the wrong thing. It's like judging Visa by how many people visit their office building.

They're back. AOA: Second Edition is already crawling through rare sats. 3,333 artifacts ripped from the Delysid Labs backrooms. Tinfoil Hat Man is looking for his brother again. Satoshi whispers from Area 18. MK Ultra never ended it just switched to Bitcoin. @AlienOrdinals #AOA

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You can just use your Seeker to get started with OpenClaw - no Mac Mini needed 📱🦞 It’s one of the most useful tools on Seeker right now. But how do you set up SeekerClaw on your Seeker? A lot of people are still confused about it. Here’s a simple step-by-step guide 👇 1️⃣ Get your Anthropic API key ✅ Create your key 👉 Go to console.anthropic.com 👉 Log in with email or Gmail ✅ Add credits 👉 Start with as little as $5 👉 No need to overfund ✅ Copy your API key 👉 Store it somewhere secure 2️⃣ Set up your Telegram bot ✅ Install Telegram 👉 Download from Google Play Store ✅ Create a bot 👉 Search for "@ BotFather" 👉 Make sure it has the blue checkmark 👉 Click “Start” 👉 Enter: /newbot ✅ Get your token 👉 Copy the bot token 👉 This connects SeekerClaw to Telegram ✅ Open your bot 👉 Search your bot’s name in Telegram 👉 Start the chat 3️⃣ Connect SeekerClaw ✅ Open SeekerClaw on your Seeker 👉 Enter your Anthropic API key 👉 Enter your bot token 👉 Give your agent a name ✅ Initialize your agent 👉 You’re now ready to go 4️⃣ (Optional) Quick setup via QR ✅ Use the setup tool (desktop) 👉 Go to seekerclaw.xyz/setup.html 👉 Enter your API key + bot token 👉 QR is generated ✅ Go to SeekerClaw settings 👉 Click “Scan Config Code” 👉 Scan the QR with your Seeker from website 5️⃣ Final step ✅ Activate your bot 👉 Open your Telegram bot chat 👉 Start talking to it ✅ Complete onboarding 👉 Answer the questions it asks 👉 This personalizes your agent ✅ Learn how to use it 👉 Ask: “How do I use SeekerClaw?” 👉 It will guide you 📱 You’re done. Your @SeekerClaw is now live 👉 Automated actions running for you 👉 Wallet tracking, price monitoring 👉 Trading, alerts & automation 👉 Everything controlled via Telegram I’ll share video’s next how to actually use it to optimize your Solana workflow 👀

@cryptomanran Well stated

After 12 years in this market, this was the first time I seriously questioned whether it still made sense to stay. Nothing has been working. No real narratives. No money is being made. And everywhere I look, the message is the same: move to AI. But when I actually started digging into AI, I realized something most people are missing. AI doesn’t replace crypto; it actually depends on it. Because the world we’re moving into isn’t humans transacting with apps… It’s AI agents transacting with each other, 24/7, at a scale we’ve never seen before. And that creates a completely new problem. How do you process millions of tiny payments between machines, across borders, instantly, with no trust between parties? The current financial system simply can’t handle that. The fees are too high, the rails are too slow, and the system was never designed for this kind of activity. But crypto was. So the way I see it, we’re not early to AI. We’re early to the infrastructure that powers it. That’s the real opportunity, and the reason I’m not leaving. I break down the full thesis and how I’m positioning in today’s video. [link in comments]

IronClaw docs page is up: docs.ironclaw.com Run secure personal assistant locally or hosted on agent(dot)near(dot)ai

This chart paints over the troughs... 24h volumes going from $800m daily in '21 to $3m in '23 before setting an ATH of $15 BILLION in a single day in Jan 2025 Thinking back when it all began, Raydium was the window into Solana for many new users in '21/22 When the ecosystem fell on hard times, Raydium doubled down on Solana and came out stronger 5 years is a long time in this space, but it somehow still feels like just the beginning

How obtuse do you have to be to not understand the difference between going on Rogan DURING THE ELECTION versus going on Rogan AFTER LOSING THE ELECTION @kpac_15? It’s complicated. If you’ve been lobotomized. Also, the interview sucked. They didn’t talk about the ostriches, probably because Pierre told them not to ask about it. They didn’t talk about the conversion therapy band that the conservatives unanimously voted for. They didn’t talk about the trucker protest. But they talked about fighting. Awesome! Thank you for sharing my analysis by the way ;-)

P2P permissionless systems fix this, which is why its the problem for governments that want control

🚨 BY-ELECTION BATTLE PLAN: Join my third party campaign group to fight Mark Carney! I want to warn voters in these by-elections about what would happen if Carney is able to sneak his way to a majority. It’s official: Mark Carney has called three by-elections for April 13th — two in Toronto and one near Montreal. He hopes to get a majority government, so he can ram through whatever he wants. By the way, that includes new censorship laws. As you know, Carney has been bribing Conservative and NDP Members of Parliament to cross the floor to become Liberals, so he’s almost there. I want to warn voters in these by-elections about what would happen if Carney is able to sneak his way to a majority. But I’ve been told by Elections Canada: if we broadcast that message to the voters in these ridings we could be charged with illegal campaigning. They won’t stop the Chinese Communist Party from interfering, but they’ve threatened to charge us. They did it to me before — a few years ago I wrote a book called The Libranos, where I exposed Trudeau’s corruption. There were 24 books about Trudeau in that election, but mine was the only one investigated by the government. They literally fined me thousands of dollars. I don’t want that to happen again. So here’s my plan: we’ll make lemons into lemonade. And we will register, what they call a “third party campaign group”. Not a political party, but the term “third party” is what Elections Canada calls an independent group that’s allowed to raise and spend money in these byelections. And do things like roll out our big beautiful billboard truck. We tried this in the last federal election and it worked great! So we registered today for the by-elections. The name of the third party group is ForCanada. You can see the website at ForCanada.ca. I chipped in the first $250. We’re going to campaign in the two English-speaking ridings, Scarborough Southwest, where Bill Blair is leaving, and University-Rosedale, where Chrystia Freeland is leaving. Now look, these are safe Liberal seats, so it’s going to be an uphill battle. But we’ve got to try. And you never know — in the last election, Rebel News campaigned with our truck against two awful Liberal MPs — Ya’ara Saks in North York and Majid Jowhari in Richmond Hill, and they both lost! So it’s possible. By registering my third party group with Elections Canada, I can raise and spend over $5,000 in each riding. That’s enough to send in the truck and do some hard-hitting video ads. And the amazing thing about a third party campaign, I’ve discovered, is that unlike political parties, there is no limit on how much people can donate to it. In fact, if you’ve already maxed out your gift to a political party, you can still contribute to a third party campaign, like ours at ForCanada.ca. I have no interest in simply repeating Pierre Poilievre’s messages: I plan to use our third party group to go further and harder than anything the Conservatives would do, including talking about things like mass immigration, which is out of control, and about Mark Carney’s bizarre support for Iran and Palestine. And calling out the Liberal gun grab, and transgender madness, a topic the Conservatives won’t touch. Let’s join the battle! And if we happen to raise more than we need, we’re allowed to use it after the by-election, to spend it then — and I promise you we will. I’ve made the first donation. @ezralevant

If you read just ONE article this weekend, make it this. A 5-minute read could genuinely change your career trajectory. While everyone else panics about AI job losses, this is the blueprint to ensure you thrive. I wrote this for friends & family first - now it's public:

Your Seeker phone can now make money while you sleep💤🛏️ ✅ No more grinding manual tasks for SKR S2 ✅ SeekerClaw runs them for you (built on OpenClaw) Here’s a simple guide 🧵👇 1️⃣ What This Means ✅ Your phone becomes the operator 👉 SeekerClaw runs as a 24/7 agent on your device 👉 It executes tasks you normally do manually 👉 You interact with it via Telegram ✅ No constant checking 👉 No opening apps all day 👉 No missing timing 👉 The agent handles execution ✅ Your Benefits 👉 Less time spent farming 👉 More consistent activity 👉 Better positioning for rewards 2️⃣ Set It Up ✅ Get started fast 👉 Download SeekerClaw from the dApp Store 👉 Create a Telegram bot via BotFather 👉 Add your Claude or OpenAI API key ✅ Use QR setup 👉 Go to seekerclaw.xyz/setup 👉 Generate config 👉 Scan & launch instantly ✅ Connect your wallet 👉 Uses Seed Vault 👉 Hardware-secured signing 👉 Every transaction requires approval 3️⃣ Automate Tasks ✅ Let it handle repetition 👉 “Check my wallet every morning” 👉 “Notify me if balances change” 👉 “Monitor SOL price levels” ✅ Automate simple actions 👉 Set conditional swaps via Jupiter 👉 Run recurring DCA strategies 👉 Track portfolio performance ✅ Important 👉 You must define the rules 👉 Transactions still require confirmation 👉 Start small & test first 4️⃣ Farm Smarter ✅ Consistent activity matters 👉 Airdrops often reward real usage over time 👉 Not just one-time interactions ✅ Seeker ecosystem 👉 SKR is used across apps for rewards & access 👉 More usage = more exposure to rewards ✅ SeekerClaw advantage 👉 Keeps your activity consistent 👉 Removes manual friction 👉 Helps you stay active daily ✅ Your Benefits 👉 No missed activity windows 👉 Passive participation 👉 Higher chance of qualifying for rewards 5️⃣ Final Thoughts ✅ This is the shift 👉 From manual farming → automated activity 👉 From reacting → pre-defined execution ✅ OpenClaw → SeekerClaw 👉 Proven agent system 👉 Now running on your phone ✅ The edge is simple 👉 Consistency beats intensity 👉 Automation creates consistency 🔚

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