Ryan La Sala's backup account

I KNOW THIS IS CONFUSING BUT GO FOLLOW MY OLD, ACTUAL TWITTER ACCOUNT!!! I just got it back from permanent suspension, it's basically vintage AND a relic and cursed all at once!!!

@ClareAgrippina Oh gosh I TRULY hope i'm done getting banned but so long as you're following @theryanlasala, you're good! This current account is gonna go backup like, tomorrow, with just periodic reminders to follow my actual account.

@ryality I'm assuming we need to keep following the new one as well? You know, for your next stint in Twitter jail?

I KNOW THIS IS CONFUSING BUT GO FOLLOW MY OLD, ACTUAL TWITTER ACCOUNT!!! I just got it back from permanent suspension, it's basically vintage AND a relic and cursed all at once!!!

WAIT I think I have my old twitter account back??????? lemme switch my @'s really quick to confuse everyone and sew chaos

wait

not for any particular reason although it is nice to open twitter and find, no matter what time of day, a tweet that could have been the inspiration. Life imitates art!!!

over and over in my head these past few days has been this: *rihanna voice* MUST BE WORMS ON THE BRAAAAINNNNN!!!!!

@KellyCoon106 Gripping a glass of rosé with a rhinestone studded claw is SO powerful and aspirational and honestly Kelly you are both of those things too!! This person is wrong for this but that line alone is a little iconic!! You’re being nicer about this than I could ever be.

@beth_phelan Me!

I finally completed Scarlet Nexus and Jesus Christ what a MESS!!!!!!! Battles were neat tho.

@brightmorningtm @really_gilly @kimlatricejones omg two of my fav authors!!! what a great collab!!!

On today’s episode @kimlatricejones and @really_gilly join Elena in a conversation around what it takes to build a trusting partnership, how books can be used to forge a more just society, what they’d change in education, and what is giving them hope for a better future.

How are all my #NaNoWrimosexuals doing?

@stampepk @KidsBloomsbury @BloomsburySyd @frenchprinter GORGEOUS oh my god how are your UK covers always SO SO good????

The monsters you should worry about are the ones who lurk in broad daylight. ☠️ Pre-order THE HONEYS by Ryan La Sala (@theryanlasala), on-sale 5/3/22! ➡️ bit.ly/3wyaoUN

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@CharlesWWagner1 Sewered ***

@theryanlasala Of course. You don't want to be sued.

I AM WALKING HOME IN NYC AND A RAT JUST RAN INTO MY FOOT AND I APOLOGIZED TO IT

@hannaalkaf 😍😍

Buzz buzz 🐝

@LauraTwoPointO Yay ty!!!!! 💕💕💕

The Honeys out May 3, available for preorder right now.

You should be very, very excited for this!!

@Trungles Yes!!!!!!! For months I was like saying everything slutty. As in, everything I said turned slutty. Going to the gym? Disaster!!!!