ShadeDancer

I’ve been in target , waiting for a team member to open the glass jails to get my bleach. 7mins. Does no one work here? Does the button serve as display only? Wtf I just want to clean my house damnit

Anyone know what to do from here? This happens after starting it. Please help

Honestly, if Edward was smart he would have gone to La Push to die via wolves. He wouldn’t go to freaking Italy and threaten to sparkle in front of people to force the kings’ hands. He only put his coven on radar and easy for the taking.

@AskPayPal I need to change my login after account password was frozen for security purposes. I have since changed my phone number and can’t verify my identity. How do I login now?

Monterey was fun. I get cold easily! Hey, I wore sweaters when I lived in Phoenix.

So pretty!! This hotel room is cute

Rachel and I made our relationship official 15 years ago during SF Pride. 15 years!! FIFTEEN YEARS. She’s my puzzle piece. Happy 15 years, my love!

That's not how any of it works. 🤦🏻‍♀️

@ask_aubry Can’t even be nice 🤦‍♀️ Being nice to a guy doesn’t mean you wanna get into bed with them.

Ahhh I’m locked inside my house. The deadbolt won’t unlock. What

y’all heard that “regina please”? emma was in DISTRESS okay. she thought she was losing her baby 🥺

Ahh the muscles or whatever in my middle ear are twitching really fast…it’s like Morse code and annoyingly noisey in a muffled way. Why why why

@MerriamWebster Pu$$y. I hate it.

What word is like nails on a chalkboard to you? We can take it.

WHOS STILL EATING PEEPS?! ….but why

Does lactaid just..not work… sometimes? I was so excited for this tub of ice cream, yet all I got was betrayal?!

Cat night club

He’s not a fan of his lion cut. But what an adorable cat. His name is Cloud, but I call him Baby Cat Kitten Cloud Tiny Toon.

Also why does the pneumonia vaccine burn so much?

Healing kinda

Uh. I think I should stop washing my hands so much

How is one supposed to open these drawers with the knobs screwed in on the INSIDE