Mama shrimp

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Mama shrimp

@shrimpbeans

Se unió Haziran 2025

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Mama shrimp@shrimpbeans·20 Nis

@RankinTimb93331 @mattvanswol One of my earliest memories is buying Q*bert for PS1 From a locked case in Kmart, here in Asheville. Matt is a poser who isn’t even from WNC and rode the disaster of Helene to virality and now grifts as a fascist and it’s pathetically obvious

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Mama shrimp@shrimpbeans·5m

@HeadlesChickn @MeidasTouch I was confused too, but I think it means he’s admitting Biden won, and he didn’t get the memo

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Hedless Chickn@HeadlesChickn·12m

@MeidasTouch I dont understand this. What is this supposed to mean?

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MeidasTouch@MeidasTouch·47m

🚨 HOT MIC: Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA) was caught asking staff during questioning of Trump judicial nominees: “What would be wrong if they said Biden won?” Multiple people in the room heard it. GOP staffers were reportedly panicking, according to sources familiar.

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Mama shrimp@shrimpbeans·1h

@GoodPoliticGuy Not to mention avoiding living in a world entirely populated by game theory slop red button pushers

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Mac@GoodPoliticGuy·3h

you get not having billions of people die and a collapsed global society with mass famine and war by pressing blue. genuinely insane anyone would consider pressing red lmao.

Jack@depression2019

It is actually disturbing how dumb the average person is Red gives you a 100% chance of living, you literally get nothing beneficial out of choosing blue

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Mama shrimp@shrimpbeans·1h

@missus_wormy And you know that means civil war right?

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miss worm@missus_wormy·5h

Has anyone else realized the only way forward is Balkanization

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joshscorcher@joshscorcher·18h

Something I noticed.

MrBeast@MrBeast

Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.

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Mama shrimp@shrimpbeans·3h

@unown1464 @Mewsitive “Republicans want segregation”

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Shyguy@unown1464·4h

@Mewsitive meanwhile your side is just as disgusting

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Mew (THE Furina lover & main!)@Mewsitive·11h

I'm sorry who the fuck voted 'no' ????????

Democrats Deliver@DemzDeliver

🚨 Minnesota House passes bill banning use of AI to generate nude images of children. One Republican voted no.

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Mama shrimp@shrimpbeans·18h

@sciencegirl She exfoliated then tasted the chocolate gunk with her dead skin cells

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Science girl@sciencegirl·2d

“Chocotherapy” at Elcielo in NYC is a sensory experience where melted chocolate is poured over your hands to recreate the carefree, messy joy of childhood.

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Mama shrimp@shrimpbeans·1d

@atrupar Ham sandwich

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Aaron Rupar@atrupar·1d

the new 2-page James Comey indictment is laughably thin. How in God's name did a grand jury vote to bring charges here? storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.usco…

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@BirdieHallx @sethharpesq No it really isn’t? Modafinil does not get you high or make you act like this. Definitely coke or amphetamines. Maybe they are taking modafinil but that’s not the issue.

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Birdie Hall X@BirdieHallx·3d

@sethharpesq The Modafinil is KEY here!!!

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Seth Harp@sethharpesq·3d

I have been saying for more than a year that everyone at the top of the US war machine is coked to the gills and also geeked up on modafinil and dex, but mainstream opinion is still basically unaware of this disturbing reality

hasanabi@hasanthehun

holy shit look at his jaw the man is zooted

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Mama shrimp@shrimpbeans·1d

@sethharpesq @MattLech People act like modafinil is some hard drug. It really isn’t and won’t make you act geeked out like these freaks. I’m sure they take it, but that’s not the issue here.

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hasanabi@hasanthehun·1d

if the president doesn’t want to be called a nazi, perhaps he should stop behaving like one.

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Sophia Benoit@1followernodad·2d

being kind is sort of the best doomsday prepping you can do actually

gale na@poisonjr

I have never seen someone "doomsday prep" by being kind

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Mama shrimp@shrimpbeans·1d

@ViktorBlaskov @Kaizerrev Guys speaking Italian

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Виктор Блъсков@ViktorBlaskov·1d

Fyi this is a fairly common thing in the Balkan, gypsies also tend to do it a lot and judging from his accent he does sound like a gypsy from romania or bulgaria. Perhaps a turk, happens in Istanbul too. They'll stand in busy areas and "direct" who parks where. Usually people who work there pay them something and they'll tell people to move, stand in empty spots, tell you where there's a spot etc. since it's not completely illegal, police tend to bother them and chase them away, but they can't really get them off the street for good. I know a guy in my home town who has been doing this for about 26 years. AFAIK he has no other job or income.

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Avery Edison@aedison·2d

one of the best metafilter comments of all time gets more relevant every day

gale na@poisonjr

I have never seen someone "doomsday prep" by being kind

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W.E.B. DaBoi@Tyre_94·2d

If you think Asheville is “scary” you’re pussy

New York Post@nypost

Once-charming, US mountain escape has transformed into 'nasty, crazy, and scary' city trib.al/jpSrLJ6

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Mama shrimp@shrimpbeans·2d

@publicfreekout This is spiritually Israeli

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wild cuts@publicfreekout·4d

Dad and son in a Ford Raptor take road rage way too far

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Mama shrimp@shrimpbeans·3d

@kitschburgh @soft_fox_lad neo nazi sextortion cult

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Kitschburgh@kitschburgh·3d

@soft_fox_lad What does 764 mean?

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fox@soft_fox_lad·3d

I am not supposed to be using this account but I am returning briefly for e-clout: The attempted-shooter's email address ends in 764 for reasons that are provably 100% coincidental (i.e., it was created by his mom for him when he was a kid, long before 764 was a thing)

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Mama shrimp@shrimpbeans·3d

@Conservati5gw @charizardavis They might try to keep the attention on this but it will fail as a distraction from Hormuz

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