Sofia Carbone

the best Christmas gift: our sweet baby girl is here & healthy

i get that but i feel like there's a point where common sense kicks in and a baby doesn't come out of the womb with flowing long locks

@amaldorai @natssauer bro she was four weeks old she was sleeping the entire time

@sofiaicarbone @natssauer Kids like being treated like a person with agency long before they can read

is it not common knowledge babies only have milk for the first few months???? way too many adults have asked what my newborn's favorite food is and then are confused when i tell them she only gets milk

@andrew59765809 @eva_kurilova like half of her clothes are white or yellow. she just happened to be wearing pink when the man insisted that her short hair meant she was a boy since when do newborn babies have long flowing hair? lmk

@sofiaicarbone @eva_kurilova Dress them in yellow. Why is it always pink and blue? You know which sex they are - clearly doesn’t seem to help the people you meet.

man: is you baby a boy or a girl? me, holding my baby wearing a pink onesie, wrapped in a pink blanket, with her pink elephant: she's a girl🙂 man: oh, i thought it was a boy because of the short hair SHE'S TWO MONTHS OLD. SHE'S LUCKY SHE HAS HAIR

@TheBarefootSage short hair on a newborn ≠ boy

@sofiaicarbone pink ≠ girl

@mil_eurista no. everyone that assumed a newborn could eat normal food was a woman

@sofiaicarbone Were these adults men?

/1🚨EXPOSED — Biden CIA’s War on Motherhood: Newly released CIA documents reveal the Biden Administration identified “motherhood” and “homemaking” as indicators of “white racially and ethnically motivated violent extremism” (REMVE).

The corporations will replace you in a blink when the opportunity presents itself, but a mother is absolutely irreplaceable in the lives of her children

@natssauer a waitress gave my 4 week old a regular menu in front of her STROLLER the other waiter came by and was like "do you seriously think she can read?"

@sofiaicarbone lol @ all the children’s menus and coloring pages and booster seats my 4 month old baby has been offered in her young life

ducky takes babysitting duty very seriously🫡

@kenzietuff *your, that was my typo he actually chatted w me for a while he was probably about 60 years old - just clearly did not have any children

@sofiaicarbone “Is you” lol, girl they were intentionally insulting you and your baby.

@PardesSeleh i genuinely was so confused. and then he implied it was a haircut i gave her?

@sofiaicarbone Has this person ever seen a baby lmaoo

one of my favorite hors d'oeuvres i made for a recent catering event: bloody mary deviled eggs

Imagine if a male entertainer wrote lyrics about women being "stupid" and "useless" while theatrically killing them in most of his music videos. youtube.com/watch?v=Oecni7…

If you want to get a glimpse into how bad modern dating culture has gotten. 22 men are about to compete on national television for the chance to marry a single mom of 3 who cheated on her previous husband and has an open domestic assault case against her.

Schools should go back to pen-and-paper only (and everyone knows it).

dear apple, the iPod needs to come back. not for nostalgia. for the parents who want their kids to love music and audiobooks without a browser, social media, and the whole internet attached to it

Layla lately 👶🏻🐝🐶🌸✨

before all the angry moms come for me saying i don't feed her enough and she sleeps too much, she slept thru: - 2 car rides - dinner - 2 diaper changes - 4 feedings she makes a TON of noise in her sleep so im constantly awake & she's awake all day w a couple short naps

my 11 week old baby slept 12.5 hours last night which means i got a cumulative 4-5 hours a win is a win