Space_Case

Me *tries to get affection from my husband* My husband *pretends to high kick me in the face*

In a nutshell:

@SamParkerSenate She’s a citizen you dumbass. Just because someone isn’t white doesn’t mean they should be deported. That’s some Nazi shit. Shouldn’t be surprised coming from the maga crowd though.

Selena Gomez has responded to me. 🤣

@elonmusk Those are screenshots of people waving. You straight up hit the Nazi salute. Twice. You knew what you were doing.

The legacy media is pure propaganda. You are the media now.

@zephyrtattoos Don’t hate on my genius ok

“The trick is, you pour egg whites on the bread while it cooks so it gets all up in there!” “Wow, you invented French toast” “Someone should write this down, it’s going to be revolutionary”

Follow me over on BlueSky. I’m leaving X before it turns full alt-right propaganda machine.

@joerogan @elonmusk I knew you can be an idiot sometimes but damn. That’s a new high score for you.

The great and powerful @elonmusk. If it wasn't for him we'd be fucked. He makes what I think is the most compelling case for Trump you'll hear, and I agree with him every step of the way. For the record, yes, that's an endorsement of Trump. Enjoy the podcast

I was feelin myself.. so I got you this.

OMG

Run up and get McDoneup

@jakepaul All you’re doing is spreading more misinformation. She was born female dumbass. Maybe hop off the outrage bandwagon and do ANY research on the matter. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

To Angela Carini although your dreams couldn’t come true today because of the crazy agendas that are at play in our world at the moment, I would love to offer you to fight on an MVP undercard, to show the world your talents on a fair platform and not against a man. Internet help this find her.

@wwe @DexterWWE @JoeGacy @ErickRedBeard #WWERaw #wweonfox #WWE

Monday Night Raw 7-29-24 St. Paul, MN #wwe #WWERaw

-during s*x- Me: I want you to be mean to me Partner: your septum is crooked Me: …….what Partner: I could get that cheaper at Claire’s Me: ok stop

@zephyrtattoos First of all. I’m hilarious

Told my husband my client wanted space/anime theme… “you should draw animals in space suits! Oh anime?! I thought you meant animal!” Babe, this is why you pierce 🤣

@WWE @WWENikkiCross @WWERollins @YaOnlyLivvOnce @ArcherOfInfamy @ZelinaVegaWWE @ZoeyStarkWWE

@GlennJacobsTN @realDonaldTrump Wow. Who knew Kane would turn out to be a giant piece of shit? 💔

Don't care. Still voting for @realDonaldTrump. #Trump2024🇺🇸

@zephyrtattoos In your unhinged era

Filed some legal papers, tattooed my eyebrows, and colored my hair. I’m on a tangent 😅

@zephyrtattoos “I just really wanted to do a handstand in that moment. Nothing more.”

Parenting ☠️