✨Zepperoni ✨

“Mom, I’m starting to get perimenopause symptoms” “That can’t be possible, that happens in late thirties early forties, and you’re like, 32” “Mom, I’m almost 38” “What the fuck!! When did you get so old?!”

The only time I’m bummed about having tattoos, is when I KNOW there’s a freaky bruise under there but I can’t see it 🙄

Ugh…. I had a dream I got to work and realized I didn’t draw any of my appointments for the day. Shit woke me up at 4 am…

I swear, I will reschedule someone when I’m not feeling well… and then when I feel ready to be back 100% that person will reschedule 🫠 isn’t it funny how that always works out

Bro, kidney stones are the most hardcore core workout 🫠😭

Someone euthanize me please. I can’t.

If you see me chuckling at what seems like nothing, just know, I just thought of the word “Borthole” 🤣

Ope, there I go again hurting my own feelings 🙄😒

The full ass laundry basket got knocked over, and instead of anyone picking it up, they just keep throwing their shit on top of it. And if that doesn’t feel like a metaphor I don’t know what does.

My eczema is RAGING

Worlds dustiest kink cart

Virgos write their love letters in logistics.

Trying to get laundry done so the house isn’t a mess for the air conditioning techs… but trying to run a fuckin dryer in a hot ass house is rude.

@JustineLucyyink Jewelry! My sleeve artist had her pups teeth made into some super rad earrings!

Miming had to have her canines cut and they let me keep em. What should I do with them

It’s cool how some of the people that traumatized me the most are in their “if you only focus on the bad that’s all you see! You have to focus on the good times” as I’m finally able to realize and address my traumas.

Welp. I’ve officially been tattooing for 20 freakin years 😅 my golden tatterversary

Yeah I’m gonna need to make a big ole garlicky steak Alfredo, with the garlic bread. I won’t be chill until I get it.

Women are out here sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, and holding their hands over their drinks. Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that we don't smile at them. The disconnect is fatal.

Trying to order through a friends supply company but it’s been almost 2 weeks since the order and it still hasn’t shipped 🫠

There’s a handful of items that don’t have a good “place” to be put away… so they float from doom pile to doom pile, only to end up getting washed again every time it gets pulled from the doom pile. This onesie has been washed a solid 10 times and never worn.