Amogh Tripathi

@vinoypastillas Doctor: we need 100mg of ghoosa-laat immediately

**La anestesia se inventa en el 1846** Los doctores en 1845:

@EspacioNX Here comes the pain !

WWE games just don’t feel like this anymore

@SimplyUtd For God's sake, he was just doing his job 😆

Throwback to when Roy Keane returned to Old Trafford as the opposing manager. 🤣

@ReddCinema School day

in what situation would a kid ever need this??

@narendramodi @ChillamChilli Modi ji aap bus ye gif daal dete, hum log vaise hi smjh jaate

This is totally false. Not an iota of truth in this. There is no question of putting such restrictions on foreign travel. We remain committed to improving ‘Ease of Doing Business’ and ‘Ease of Living’ for our people.

@SitamarhiJila Inke jaise chutiya ladke padhai krlete to ye paper pe nahi aata

@TheFootyFeed Current Rooney

Current Rooney for me!

TMC guy: We will see you in next election. BJP workers: Why wait for next election?? See us now...😂😂😂

@iSinghApurva दरयाई घोड़े की चमड़ी बहुत मोटी होती है |

तो कब राजनीति छोड़ रहे है 'पप्पू यादव' ? 😂

@ANI Computer me Tor browser install krne se processor ko thermal pasting ki zaroorat nahi pdti hogi kyun?

#WATCH | Shivpuri, Madhya Pradesh: Union Minister Jyotiraditya Scindia says, "I don't use air conditioning in my car, nor do I sit in an air-conditioned environment. And when people ask me, even in the 51-degree heat of May and June, I say, 'This is Chambal skin.' And let me tell you something else: I look a little young, but my soul is very old. Keep an onion in your pocket. Nothing will happen to you. And in today's times, everyone is carrying boxes. The communication minister is carrying onions. These are old things. And as Ayurveda progresses, we shouldn't forget these things..." (26.04) (Source: Office of Jyotiraditya Scindia)

She : He must be chilling in AC 🥶 Meanwhile Bro :

@narendramodi Krishna ronaldo se to humaara janmo janmo ka nata h

A football morning in Gangtok! We learnt, we played, we celebrated and above everything else, we enjoyed the game….

Ahmedabad congress public meeting Public: Aap Gujarat se hona …? Congress: yes P: Kharge ne Gujarati ko gali kyu diya C: unhone ne maafi maangi P: to fir hum aap ko public mai chaata maare fir maafi maang le to chalega 😂😂 C: arey aisa thodi hota hai 😭🤣

@tacklefromb Stay hydrated Stay second

ChatGPT cooked 😭

@TouchlineX Bar called Circus !

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Gary Neville, Jill Scott, Roy Keane and Ian Wright were asked to name their Premier League POTY. 🗣️ Gary Neville: "I'm going with Bruno Fernandes. I don't put Declan Rice above both Bruno Fernandes and Bernardo Silva." 🗣️ Roy Keane: "If Manchester City win all 3 domestic trophies: Bernardo Silva." 🗣️ Ian Wright: "Declan Rice gotta be in the conversation." 🗣️ Jill Scott: "I am going with Jarrod Bowen."

@atifreds PM cares for UTD fund 🤭

glory days might be back soon

An elderly man accidentally rear-ended a brand-new sports car. The young driver jumped out, furious. “LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY CAR! You owe me $10,000 right now, or I’m going to beat you half to death!” The old man looked shaken. “Oh my goodness,” he said. “I don’t have that kind of money. Let me call my son — he trains dolphins. He’ll know what to do.” “DOLPHINS?” the guy scoffed, rolling his eyes. The old man dialed his phone. Before he could say a word, the angry driver grabbed it. “So you’re a dolphin trainer, huh?” he barked into the phone. “Well your old man just wrecked my car. I need ten grand RIGHT NOW — or I’m going to beat BOTH of you to a pulp!” A calm voice replied, “I’ll be there in ten minutes.” Exactly ten minutes later… ...a Jeep screeched to a stop. A man stepped out, walked straight up to the bully, and absolutely flattened him, leaving him groaning on the pavement. Then the man turned to his father and said, “Dad… for the LAST time. I train seals. Navy seals. Not dolphins.”

Unique Protest: A frustrated man in Bilaspur (CG) gifted a pack of almonds to a government official so she could remember where his file was. He allegedly made 50 visits in the last few months to this housing board office only to face the same excuse of a 'missing file'.

Just 2 Australian citizens hashing out an argument.

Keir Starmer walked into a bank to cash a cheque... When he’s called over to the teller, he says, "Good morning, could you please cash this cheque for me?" The teller replied, "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?" Keir said, "Truthfully (yea right 🙄), I didn’t bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I’m the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom." The teller said, "Yes yer tool, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors, forgers, and requirements of the legislation etc, I must insist on seeing ID." Keir said, “Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they’ll tell you. Everybody knows who I am." The teller said, "I’m sorry, yer W⚓️, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them". Getting a bit agitated, Keir snapped, “C'mon woman, I’m urging you, please, to cash this cheque.." The teller said, "Look here yer bare faced liar, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods, he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque. Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque. So, Keir, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you? Keir Starmer stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank, there’s nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do, and I don't have a clue." With a big smile, the teller said, "Will that be large or small notes, Mr Starmer?