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[ not sure whether to mention your barrel ] I like your suspenders,

@PahkitewPunch @EarvLikes He’s exactly as wet/dry as he’s supposed to be

@EarvLikes Looking exceptionally dry today, that man is certainly not wet

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@EarvLikes Mark has been transported to a nearby hospital and is in critical condition

#Exclusive 😳 The Uber driver that drove Kiefer Sutherland has been revealed to be none other than famed impersonator Mark Proksch. Sutherland was arrested for allegedly telling Mark, "pull over or I'll kill you."

Watched repo man for the first time last week and thought every day how disappointed I was. Really not that funny. I love Harry Dean Stanton but I hate Emilio Estevez. It scratched absolutely none of my itches

There is a world I’m not experiencing at the roller rink, they don’t miss me but I know they’d welcome me in

Just watched naked lunch. So so good, I have something to do tomorrow morning but I have time to watch it 4 or 5 more times

John Waters names Ari Aster's #Eddington the best film of 2025: "If you don’t like this film, I hate you.” See his full top 10: thefilmstage.com/john-waters-to…

@dj_laundryy This is a much better future than we’ll get

@EarvLikes The bus thing was a false positive, there was a misunderstanding

new heidecker kill count: 20 kids in the desert - THC Vape Systems Nick (Dekkar) - Drug Overdose (?) Matt Newman - Shot to death g amato - soup Mark Proksch - multiple times died but somehow came back (diving suit, stuck between two buses)

@triscuittown Into the abyss is really good

Finally watched obaa because I have no money and the uh oh line wasn’t funny but overall it was very funny and very good

One more paycheck and I’ll buy an incredible pack of socks, my favorite socks added a grey toe and now I’m not sure what to do, Im putting it off

New Frankenstein is good. Pretty solid water slide escape sequence about halfway through

Beautiful stray cat I look at from my desk hasn’t been around for a few days, she naps right in the center of a heart shaped opening in the leaves, my sleeps getting worse

I’ve had plenty to drink, plenty to eat, everything past this is a bonus

@i_zzzzzz Heat gave him the idea to use microphones for recording sound

@gunkshake Privileged thing to say

Im going to hide under my desk, Im so happy I have a desk

@dasloppa I’ll pay $50