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@dasloppa Friend of yours?

@thisisnaomie Only made it 5 words in sorry

Only 1 in 10 people can read this:

@TheMonkeyJungle Miss Piggy doing the Hitler bunker scene from Downfall

If they did a Muppets World War 2 movie they could have Statler and Waldorf be Hitler and Hitler like how they were both Jacob Marley

@hastifliche D'oh

how good can the Iliad really be? it's by an illiterate guy

@hastifliche Battering the walls of Constanstewnople with my broth throwers

@gunkshake Modern Brothfare

They should make a video game called Total Stew

(noir detective) you're just the chud I'm looking for

@xpinguini_ would you play it with me ping?

@gunkshake Sure man

@superlameballs Navigate your browser to Wikipedia and see for yourself my dear

@gunkshake what are they? you cut off the list part

@boonchibaby I like how they always have Biggo working the grill back there

@gunkshake amen to that. i take my hard earned boonchi coins to Biggo’s Burgies. it’s a respectable diner for hungry innocents who are pure of heart

I've never eaten at Jack in the Box. I'm too scared to order there. The menu is too big

@boonchibaby Not with my money at least, by the grace of God

@gunkshake i heard he calls himself the tickle monster and has a serious gambling problem

@boonchibaby he freaks me out

@gunkshake is there really a jack in the box who pops out and makes all the burgers? he must be exhausted from all the bouncing

@rjohnson344453 Get a good night's sleep and then have a beer before imo best of both worlds

it's an 11am interview. option 1. sober and boring and probably secure funding for a year 2. geeked out of my mind and ramble 3. drunk from the night before (last beer at around 8am) 4. drink all night and start taking amphetamines at 4am

@gunkshake i don't know. why are you asking me so many questions???

A good name for a beef jerky restaurant would be Slim Jim's

@superlameballs Who is zmartin

@gunkshake i think a good name would be Martin's Jerky & Sundries

@superlameballs Slutty carrot cake

@gunkshake excuse me?

Girl, you need to have him over and make a really slutty carrot cake for him. That's how you win a man these days.