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@ToastToa As long as there’s nothing about transubstantiation, where’s the beef?

They're trying to cancel In-n-Out Burger for printing Bible verses on soda cups 😂

chewy is short for chewart

@thisdopenose Have a good one!

Please start being more nice to me. Thank you

@CircleBrigade I’m a bad Canadian because I don’t pay attention till the playoffs. That said, I am full of opinions!

@steptotheleft Thank you, do you follow hockey as a Canadian?

Flyers win!

@clownbusting I’m like a negative, so you can subtract me from your total. If anybody really positive and chipper appears, though, your phone may shoot across the table.

i wish i only had 3 followers

@clownbusting she said as she raced down the hill and into the distance on my vintage 10-speed

i need a good bike

@clownbusting Have you tried the perogies?

i wish i could love anything as much as my mexican neighbors love polka music

@clownbusting More jokes in the Bible, per favore.

i think i could be a good pope

@clownbusting Ask him for a root beer float.

i’m at a place and the bartender looks 13

@clownbusting Is this on the exam?

just pooped for the first time, how long do i leave it on before wiping? or is immediately okay?

@clownbusting clown baby

@HowardLeaderman Tea Time: AED

Eating healthy today

@clownbusting Shit, I failed.

going to sex school to learn about sex

@HowardLeaderman Some curls?

My crew

Really centred myself in the above. Don’t really care for that, but I’ll leave it for now.

This story I am supposed to have learned as I learned to walk through need has not stuck, for I have found my cause common, my compassion my forgiveness, yours and ours I live, and will end, here

Amazon rebooting Robocop is like Hitler remaking All Quiet on the Western Front

@clownbusting The notes said pants, then underwear!

you’re doing it wrong

@clownbusting ET, while touching clown baby’s nose with a glowing finger: Owwch!

@clownbusting “ET … barn … build.”

my coworkers husband was also in ET and she makes a huge deal about it