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@depechejoe the forgot the mtn dew fountain exclusive flavor

You’ll be shocked to learn these are very bad

@ChevyBoobie wieiad

Ok is it time for my influencer era? What kind of vids should I make that aren’t incredibly corny like “this is my conbini order” liiiiike

@badgalbetsy keep this energy for saturday

Cigarettes are back!

I miss JP

@RepHaleyStevens you are a true loser

@badgalbetsy it’s the only way to stay pure

all of my tweets get zero likes

i’m going to los angeles next month and cant think of anything to see besides s exy unique restaurant

@augustjsmith you need to contact him directly

my quest to find David Duchovny's award-winning undergraduate poem has ended in defeat

@alecrobbins i thought your favorite flavor was root beer

the best flavor of all time… shout out…

every time I hear a Sonic Youth track, I'm thurston for moore

not at all lmao

nobody told me there was a guy named beef stew who likes to fight people

dog day afternoon fan cam

@moongrudge and somehow the gayest person on the cast is marcus

@moongrudge angelica is the first AI vpr cast member

@badgalbetsy it’s lauren conrad of u

is it twee to put a straw in my sugar free red bull ?

@augustjsmith andrew in drag is having a moment on tt

just once I'd like someone to cover a magnetic fields song that isn't "the book of love"

BREAKING: This is the man ICE murdered. He was an observer.

🚨BREAKING: ANOTHER PERSON SHOT IN MINNEAPOLIS