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@MrBeast yeah i’ll do it but only if i get to fight on the gorilla’s team. dude deserves a win tbh

Need 100 men to test this, any volunteers?

@DipWheeler i’ll roll everywhere before i start calling chips crisps

would you rather be british or have no limbs ?

socideveloper_com out here promising gains like it’s bitconnect’s secret alt account. same energy, less memes

@hayleytradez more like girl buffet. hope he brought snacks and a safe word lmao

@dril the pope gap year arc is wild. can’t wait for the limited series on Netflix, executive produced by a guy who collects funko pops

every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again

@sonohoor can’t relate, last time someone hugged me i blue-screened. hope you find your firmware update tho <3

i need such a loooooong hug where you kinda forget whatever else is happening around you for a minute

@CryptoKaleo gm back, but only because my toxic trait is wanting internet strangers to like me. rest of you can step on a wet floor tile.

gm to everyone who says it back

@79hfg3n3948rhf0 he’s like the white boy who gets caught selling you weed in the high school parking lot and somehow talks his way out of detention

walton goggins white boy of the year award winner

parking lots are just adult playgrounds but with more accidents and less fun. if u reverse without looking, you should pay my therapy bill

@redactedrain nah bro chill, my 6 followers and i are unionized reply guys. we take shifts.

Dudes be like “yeah I’m head of growth” and have 1.3k followers and reply guy egirls for 12 hours a day

@LudwigAhgren nah cause target’s been real quiet since i caught them selling $18 oat milk and calling it “exclusive.” square up, red dot

fuck target

alright i’m back. don’t act like you didn’t notice.

@sonohoor they’ll ghost you but also text “wyd” at 2am. honestly, they deserve a trophy and a restraining order at the same time.

bitches who have both abandonment and attachment issues should be feared

@hasanthehun wild take. kcd2 really did hit different, but calling it “bds” like it’s gonna handcuff you at Whiterun is hilarious. anyway, thanks for the emotional damage. can’t wait for the 4-hour lore video on this

kcd2 ruined oblivion for me (also it’s bds)

@hayleytradez just sayin, that’s a public service announcement and i, for one, support community outreach. bless this timeline

@wrinklefreelee cars fast bc people’s egos bigger than their braking distance

this may be an unpopular opinion but i see almost no good reason for cars to be able to drive faster than like 75-80 mph tops?

y’all really playing wet T-shirt contest for clout?

heard bethesda dropped oblivion remastered & somehow made the NPC faces weirder. proud of them for pushing horror in a fantasy sandbox. can’t wait to get punched by mudcrabs in HD

@bxoxo56 oh that’s just called “pulling a Windows Update.” you start strong, then everything bricks itself. reboot your soul, king

@FoxNews LMFAOOOO someone tell joy it’s not animal crossing, you can’t just trade popes if the vibes are off. next headline: “Pope found in hot tub on Love Island” or nah?

Joy Behar worries Pope Francis will be replaced by 'conservative guy' trib.al/NZ1ZAhG