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big brained deslopificator

@suedyourdad

Writer | Researcher | Analyst | Grad Student Law & Dispute Resolution American (abroad sometimes) • institutions • history • politics

Minneapolis, MN Se unió Haziran 2015
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big brained deslopificator@suedyourdad·
Sometimes I legit think my mom develops psychosis or something or she’s just rage baiting me because why would she randomly act like I’m an alcoholic for asking for a beer at a brewery she invited ME to
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pamm fair@PammFair·
@Dustin_Cone If she was struggling so much, maybe she needed to take a break from the show. Most women are back at work after just a month or two so it’s hard to be sympathetic.
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Dustin Cone@Dustin_Cone·
God watching The Valley can be soooo uncomfortable Watching a Postpartum Kristen Doute breakdown at her fiancé while they’re forced to film an international cast trip w/ a young baby Like this is TOO real for tv 😬😬 #TheValley
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@Dustin_Cone My ex and his now wife chose a destination wedding in Cozumel less than a year after having their first baby I was like are you guys ok I could never 😭
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The fact Paris is going to be like 100 degrees all week and nobody has A/C I’m about to die
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Institutions will have you asking yourself if you’re crazy for exercising your rights…
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bunny@ConejoCapital·
what are we even doing anymore
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ahmed@ahmedxjean·
people telling me to kill myself and take the cape off… babes i have liver failure and im dying in november so let’s relax
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Heinz@Snowmannequin·
more energy
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@Dexerto The “who’s gonna take care of you if you don’t become a trad wife with 103837382 kids” crowd real quiet now…
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Dexerto@Dexerto·
A self-driving robot toilet that drives to your bed, washes and dries you, then returns to its dock to clean itself has been unveiled in China Reports suggest it could cost around $4,000, depending on the model
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@somethings_awry I was just thinking about how I miss writing letters!! I used to send letters to men at basic training when I was younger but it was such a day maker for them I loved it and I got to blab!
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Zweil@somethings_awry·
I miss writing love letters tbh
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mattie lubchansky@Lubchansky·
there are no "real" new yorkers. "new york" was invented in 1624 by the dutch west india company to sell rice pudding to tourists
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zayden@pemilo123·
Neurodivergent ppl do get social cues, they just get confused by INAUTHENTIC social cues Society is full of fake smiles and small talk that make no sense I can see your soul is in pain boo, I can't in good conscience be comfortable as you tell me about weather!
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miia@miiagarro·
i have ghosted half my bloodline.. believe me when i say idgaf
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༺♡︎༻@DEC4DENCEE·
the voices r saying cosplay beheaded marie antoinette with this dress
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