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"Chinatown Recipes"

@BuenasVivre You get?!! He dey vex me as he dey shout

A man with dreads should not be restraining his children with respect to getting tattoos.

@supaumar Wdym? Bro literally has locks and earrings on.🤷🏿‍♂️

Shebi una wan raise them for foreign land??? Then these are the perks that come with it.

@Teeniiola Baba you get jewel on your ear and locks on your shouting head. Allow jor

She decided to call for a meeting with her Nigerian parents to inform them about getting a tattøø, but her parents get better ogba. Her dad brought out the Naija spirit in him 😂😂

@B_Fernandes8 @selecaoportugal Capitan

Preparados. Que comece o Mundial. #VaiDarPortugal

@inherreign_ Elon's money got everyone moving stupid

Je ne peux pas croire que c’est une vraie personne qui tweet ça parce que wow le niveau de débilité… faut le faire

@DarrinEvans He made the worst and best decision there that night.

I love that the guy in green recognized what was happening and walked away.😂

@atreides1618 @A_GymGuy That was never gonna happen in this case. Nothing to be worried about...

@A_GymGuy Everyone's an expert (me included), so I'm sure someone will put me right. My only slight criticism is that he ducked a bit low—easy to get caught with a knee. That said, I respect his restraint🥋🥊

Supposedly a Muy Thai coach in Singapore, check the head movement and restraint and still didn’t drop his beer 😂😂🔥

@Sajal_1987 I need to visit Alberta! It's too beautiful over there

@teslimxcv Thanks. It's lake Louise. Have been there 4 times and it always amazes me.

I have so many across the Canada 🇨🇦. Share your interesting clouds.

Hbd aburo mi. WULLNP!

@SheunAdeola @ulxma Who are these serial losers you speak of?

@ulxma Only that serial losers don’t get to banter a team who won the PL, lost UCL final and lost Carabao final. Banter works when it comes from a superior fanbase not ones who finished with more losses combined than Arsenal itself

Funny watching Arsenal fans suddenly pretend not to understand the banter culture they also participate in. This is normal. You lost that’s why it’s paining you. What’s with the philosophy & ethics lectures about “hate” like you weren’t on Bruno’s ass last week? It’s giving Drake

I tweet for me boo 😭 Twitter for the OGs was basically a diary. We wasn’t sitting around chasing engagement . You just had a thought, tweeted it, and kept scrolling. If somebody saw it, cool. If they didn’t, oh well 😂 Twitter originally wasn’t even about likes like that. It was just people broadcasting their random ass thoughts into the universe.

5 more weirdly specific facts about Canada: - There is a town in Manitoba called Churchill where residents routinely leave their car doors unlocked. It’s not because they are incredibly trusting—it’s so pedestrians have a quick escape route if they run into a polar bear. - Alberta is completely, aggressively rat-free. It has been a criminal offense to own a pet rat here since the 1950s to protect agriculture. The province has a literal "Rat Patrol" to keep them out. - Cashiers can legally reject your change if you use too much of it. Thanks to the Currency Act, a business can look at you and say "no" if you try to pay for a twenty-dollar item entirely in nickels. - In Halifax, it is strictly illegal for taxi drivers to wear t-shirts. The municipal dress code bylaws mandate collared shirts, socks, and shoes. No casual Fridays for the cabbies. - In Souris, Prince Edward Island, it is a local crime to build a snowman taller than 30 inches if you live on a corner lot. They don't want your winter masterpiece blocking drivers' views. Seriously though, is anyone else watching Canadian Twitter right now? The timeline was absolutely on fire the last 4–5 days. Someone please check on the servers. 🔥😅 #CanadaTwitter #FunFacts #canadafeet PC (me)- Moraine Lake, AB 🇨🇦

46 children are in terrorists den. 46 children are in terrorists den. 46 children are in terrorists den. The Nigerian Government is doing nothing. 46 children are in terrorists den. 46 children are in terrorists den. 46 children are in terrorists den. The Nigerian Government is doing nothing. Please retweet this for the world to see. It only takes one minute to share.

Fraud is such a terrible thing, man. You’ll work hard for years, looking forward to retirement, only for someone to clear out your accounts overnight. I feel so bad for old people who have to suffer through things like that after spending their whole lives working.

26 May, 1999. ✔️ The Treble 🏆🏆🏆

@daniel_osunbor @utdreport Of everything he's reported to have said, all you got is that he's blaming the weather?

@utdreport Paris & Manchester have similar weather. Blaming the weather is not going to work mate.

Angel Di María has blamed his unhappy spell at #mufc on Louis van Gaal and life in Manchester. “I started really well. Everything was perfect. But then suddenly we started having lots of meetings about all the things I was doing wrong on the pitch. He never showed me what I was doing well, just the negatives, over and over. Eventually I got fed up. Life there [in Manchester] was very different. It gets dark really early and then the cold started. Everything kept snowballing. There was also the break-in at my house. I got robbed in Paris too and still stayed for another two or three years, because life there was good. In Manchester, everything just snowballed. I wanted to prioritise my family and that is why I left.” [BBC]

This is why i lose my mind when people talk about politics like it’s a game. This is the direct result of the politics our politicians are “playing”.

"Growing up, lunch was usually chin chin,suya and hot akara by the roadside, accompanied by laughter, and the whole street smelling like spice and smoke" Nothing more non Nigerian than afternoon suya WITH CHIN CHIN!!

@mao_0k Not the Akara reference

The sweltering Lagos summer interrupted my lunch of Jollof rice and bean cake