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Gandy
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How can I lose when I came with nothing.
where peace at Se unió Ocak 2024
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@bvrsary05 I was on call with an ex recently and she reminded me that I said I'd name my first son 'Jarvis'. I remember I watched Avengers and Iron Man's AI is named Jarvis so I might just have told her that name cos it sounded cool at the moment
Now why would I name my son Jarvis???
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😭 people think that far into the future?
Favour-Hafsa 💫@deltanmuslimah
If you have conversations with Nigerian men about marriage and kids, you’ll just laugh. They want to decide the number of kids, their names, where you’ll live. Some will even tell you the course they want the children to study. During holidays, all of you will travel to his hometown. The man already has everything figured out. Your own is to come and fit into the plan and split bills 😂😂😂
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Gandy retuiteado
Everyone talks about discipline like its this beautiful thing. no, its not a beautiful thing. it is ugly. its doing shit you hate tomorrow too, and the day after that, forever. thats it. theres no secret moment where it suddenly feels good, thats a lie. it mainly feels bad, and you mainly want to quit. and the only difference between you and the other wise guy who also knew all this, is that he did quit
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Ozark is slow but enjoyable, i prefer it to breaking bad
The Cinéprism@TheCineprism
Not many people know this, but for a brief moment, 'Ozark' was neck and neck with 'Breaking Bad'.
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@TheGooveDuck This "Men are the logical gender" talk sef ehnn, I dey sometimes doubt am.
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The day wey majority of men go wise like women, lmaoo.
Angel Gabriel go just blow trumpet🤣
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@feranmibewaji_ @OtPersimmon @itssandy_x Ajeh😂
Nothing wey you wan write for project wey person never write before
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@itssandy_x Once again, iku pa eyin mejeji!
Get a Yoruba translator if you don't understand
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@itssandy_x Fried rice wey no get rewarm value. E fit survive overnight till next day? You fit choo am 3 times straight make you no tire?
Abeggggiii
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@darz_berry @Agbede_arorin Twitter so crazy, you could get some random thoughts during the day then come on here to see if h same exact thought in tweets.
Fascinating
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being gifted perfume would never go unappreciated. I love that stuff
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@bvrsary05 na real emotional support by the way 😭🫶
He go just Dey tell you “don’t worry you it’s not actually bad” then go ahead to list all the good part 😂
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