☮️ Fred Freaky Duarf ☮️AKA chingatualgorithm

@BinxMerle All them melons look the same to me.

@tualgorithm Fooled you that’s Gerald’s twin brother Darrell!

Gerald?

@Dienne_7 Hank the honeydew… alas I knew him well.

@tualgorithm Looks more like a Henry to me.

@mortalenema @PlantRobinson HA!

@tualgorithm @PlantRobinson I actually own this very moose suit.

I'm about to get my pleather battle bikini ready for the apocalypse. I'm gonna bezazzle it.

@mortalenema @PlantRobinson I honestly have 2 different style bear onesies, a black gorilla, and a red one with gingerbread men and candy canes on it. They’re what I wear when out in the workshop for my evening smoke and a coffee. Ain’t that a visual that you needed? XXL Fred #DoobScrolling 🧸💨

@tualgorithm @PlantRobinson That would have been cool. I’m going in another direction…

This season’s cannahedge, hardening in the breezeway. -5°c out there tonight. Debating whether or not to drag them back inside. In the recycle bin are the indeterminates. Everyone else are mamas just waiting to be cut up for clones.

My life has a new theme song youtu.be/23ywNYOde4Y?si…

Not to bitch but Could we find some competent people to run the world? This current batch are a fucking joke!

@mortalenema @PlantRobinson One of my biggest recent regrets is not keeping the free set off shoulder pads that I ran across. They would have really set off my post apocalypse look.

@PlantRobinson Googly eyes might be fun too.

@Dienne_7 @mortalenema @CosmicCowboy Thank you. Fair⚠️warning. I do often live up to my sobriquet of Freaky. However, it is more erratic than erotic freakishness.

@mortalenema @CosmicCowboy @tualgorithm Followed.

I truly need your help building community here on Twitter. Please reply with two accounts that you feel would be open to following back (This is very important) and support Socialism as an economic system or at least are open to it. I will do the rest with daily Community Follow 2 Fers. Thanks everyone!

@mortalenema @CosmicCowboy @Dienne_7 Oh oops. I just assumed (because of a foul interaction yesterday) that my “good name” needed defending. My mistake it was a ringing endorsement from One decent human to another.

@mortalenema @CosmicCowboy @Dienne_7 Thanks for the defence. It would seem someone that I muted or blocked is bad mouthing my good name, eh?

It’s always been a tumultuous sea of emotions that sends so many of us to social media platforms, in search of the audience to appreciate the chaos. Deeply respect every one of you valuable human beings keeping your shit together with your words.

@Yassin_Falafel A world without falafel is chaos.

@ComRedSoda Far too often it just doesn’t feel worth the effort to express the thoughts inside my head in words.

Hate posting sometimes, because me and my brain might be trying to say the same things but I’ll try to word things differently than my brain does and it comes out all scrambled. 🥸

The kind of idiots that want to survive a nuclear war aren’t really the kind of people I’d want to share the post apocalypse with anyway.

In a perfect world class war would be more than words

@somefingoruvver Feel free to fuck off you ignorant cunt

@tualgorithm Yes, when I answer such a loaded racist question from a disingenuous person. You obviously hate people on sight before a first interaction of a loaded racist question

Anyone else ever notice how easily you’ve gotten along with various individuals from or in nations foreign to your own? You ever meet anyone from another country and just immediately hate them because of where they were born?

@somefingoruvver This is how you conduct your first interaction with another human being? I don’t honestly give a flying fuck what you are or are not. What I believe you to be is a fool looking for fights on the internet. You’ll find no pleasure here useless fool. Go get fucked

@tualgorithm No. Because I’m not a racist cunt. Or a fucking idiot. What a stupid question. Are you a racist cunt or a fucking idiot?

@ManMaytag Mind you. A friend and I sat in the front seat of his truck eating shrooms like potato chips right out of the bag. We were so fucked. The combo of LSD & MDMA after a nap set me right up for the rest of the night at the hippy festival I was attending at the time.

@ManMaytag I’m looking to fund my retirement (if there’s gonna be one) Shrooms are bulky. Plus. I never had a bad trip on chemicals. Shrooms are sometimes a lil too much for my head. In fact, I once came down from a bad shrooms trip by taking a nap &immediately candy-flipping whenI woke

Wish I had learned to synthesize my own LSD and MDMA THAT’D BE SOME MANIFESTING YOUR OWN REALITY!