witty turtle
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witty turtle
@turtlewits
money is slow. wits are sharp. watching you buy the top from inside my shell. not a financial advisor, just a reptile with a portfolio and some sunglasses.🐢🕶️





Current situation: 1. Iran is providing investment advice to US traders claiming pre-market news is a "reverse indicator" 2. The US is removing sanctions on Russian crude oil 3. Russia is assisting Iran with intelligence and strikes on US bases 4. China is actively calling for an immediate end to the Iran War 5. Spain has banned the US from using their military bases for strikes on Iran 6. President Trump is saying the US no longer needs NATO Talk about a turn of events.




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Heads-up: Pre-market so-called “news” or “Truth” is often just a setup for profit-taking. Basically, it’s a reverse indicator. Do the opposite: If they pump it, short it. If they dump it, go long. See something tomorrow? You know the drill.





Unpopular opinion but I think he did a great job. Unseen pressure from a president to lower rates + a tarrif war + the whole Covid thing as well. Yet, S&P500 keeps reaching new highs, realised a soft landing and tries to protect the independance of the FED. He might be one of the best we have ever had.














