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witty turtle

@turtlewits

money is slow. wits are sharp. $SPX & $SPY 0DTE + swings | TA nerd watching you buy the top since 1949. not financial advice 🐢🕶️

inside my shell Katılım Haziran 2021
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witty turtle@turtlewits·
the rabbit trades 400x leverage on a 1-minute chart. the turtle buys quality and goes for a nap. ​one of us has a shell. the other has a margin call. choose wisely. 🐢🕶️ $SPY $QQQ $IWM $VIX
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$PLTR calls up nicely! let's gooo!! what a solid move today!!
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Fundamental Investing
Fundamental Investing@Investinc_Intel·
Anyone else? I can’ stop buying the following $HIMS $SOFI $ZETA
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The Kobeissi Letter
The Kobeissi Letter@KobeissiLetter·
The internet economy is seeing historic growth. Over the last decade, the way people build businesses has rapidly transitioned from brick-and-mortar to online. With the growth of AI, this trend has only accelerated, and the digital economy is now officially valued at over $20 trillion. The digital economy also now accounts for ~18% of global GDP. As a result, US business formation is experiencing a record-breaking boom, with over 3.1 million applications filed in the first half of 2026, up +17% YoY. Today, more than 200 million people worldwide identify as creators, entrepreneurs, or online business owners. AI continues to transform the digital economy.
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Yash Daftary@YDaftary

We just killed the 9-5. Today, FanBasis becomes @Commas: where you make money on the internet. Here’s how you get paid:

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witty turtle@turtlewits·
@Brownmoose ugly candle and right now it's printing indecision on the daily!
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Moose@Brownmoose·
$AAPL TOP SIGNAL? Apple rally came out strong in 2026 and just reached ATH yesterday but closed with a Doji. Volume dropping the whole rally , reaching June TOP and give a potential double top pattern. Id be very careful holding this atm! Ill keep updating on discord !
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Moose@Brownmoose

$FIG Buy alert on X subs this morning and on discord. Now seeing hundreds of people celebrating their gains 🫎 God I love that game Trading breakout with a community is always epic.

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Falcon 💷
Falcon 💷@Falcon0nX·
If you bought into $SIVE hype you’re ngmi
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Justus | Momentum 📈🇪🇸
This was one of my smartest win win situations. GF happy because she got to visit a luxury champagne house and make nice pictures… Me happy because I could experience one of my investments in real life… and convince myself to put even more of our money into the stock. 🤓📈 And of course, we both got to drink loads of champagne. 🥂
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Justus | Momentum 📈🇪🇸@MomentumJustus

And you get to be part of this cool @LVMH shareholder club. They give exclusive access to some of the best wines and champagnes… Also there’s a discount for the champagne tours in Reims. The champagne capital of the WORLD! So you can take your GF to @MaisonRuinart and she will be happy (again).

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witty turtle@turtlewits·
@MomentumJustus we actually even kept the wrap.😆 haven't tasted that one. we shall try it next.
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