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@coldbyChoice @Ayoelesho Cap u not like that

@Ayoelesho Bro i slept with 18girls within a week😂 it’s easy man😆

If he sleeps with one woman a day, it will take him 31 years and 6 months to sleep with 11,500 women. He is 45 years old. This is only possible if he started sleeping with at least one woman a day before he turned 14 years old. Nobody can keep up with that streak. He’s lying.

@LASHYBILLS She cold

A mother forced her son to slam his PS5 the same way he had slammed her pet cat.

sucks we didn’t work out but glad we cracked and mentally traumatized each other tho

Dont bite the dick that fucks you

I like people who find a way There is always a way

@baehelpnell 😂😂😂

i be tellin em it’s small so when i pull my shit out & its #slightlyaboveaverage i start stat padding

Niggas be like "that's not realistic" as if the entire universe isn't a living miracle beyond human comprehension

Y’all have very different internet experiences

@LASHYBILLS The fact that a lot of yall h0es be letting niggas like this hit just a makes me wanna start away from it all wtf

Mocha fest Houston 2026😳🦶🍑

@IAmLilRico Ban her too w her trifling ahh

They need to ban him from Houston…😭💀

Ghosting bitches who think shit a game>>>

@seasaintxbt Woooooooo 🤣

My bm is doing dickrates on Snapchat on our daughters birthday for paypal money

@staysaasy 😂😂openclaw was hype for sure I was on it way before everyone was on it learned a lot and moved on, still got a few Hermes, nanobot agents on standby tho

So my buddy has changed his entire life with his OpenClaw. He used to be perpetually busy and distracted. Always late. Super flakey. And frankly miserable. He. Has. Changed. Overnight. I hang out with him 3x more because his claw makes scheduling with him so easy. His wife says he has an extra 8 hours a week of time with his family because the claw has automated so much of his life. He went from the most scattered person I know to the most reliable. Tech is beautiful man. Of course this is complete fiction. I know 0 people who have had any durable life changes from the world’s most hyped personal assistant. Maybe 2027 will be the year these dreams come true.

if everyone keeps cheating on you … perhaps …

@SaycheeseDGTL Lmao this the realest nigga I seen all day 😭🤣🤣

Klay Thompson:

@AvgDatabaseCEO Hol on did you just come up w a fire idea as a joke or what

unemployed people be like damn i got to pick which serverless postgres will scale best for my toilet locator app idea

Anybody else look ugly af on one side but decent on the other or just me ?