Average Database CEO

Ohh husbant... You founded a database company and sell each database for less than it costs to run it... Now we are homeless

Postgres is so bad that any post saying it can handle 200 connections and stay up instantly goes to top of HN

Lol Databricks has 100 billion dollars and is still spamming Reddit with ads for their broken database Neon marketing guy continues to be the most slimy in the industry

The thinly veiled astroturfing campaign on the postgres subreddit is getting a bit annoying.

Observation: all of the failing database companies have this same one thing in common. They use Postgres.

@thdxr @OpenAI @AnthropicAI If every database company can make it free, why can’t you!!

hey @OpenAI and @AnthropicAI i have a proposal your models but free how about it?

@utpalnadiger @boristane Your mom

@boristane who is the @AvgDatabaseCEO of sandboxes

sandbox founders are the new database founders

Last night I was offered sex by a certain database company leaders wife in exchange for promoting her husband’s database on my account. I declined, as I do not support adultery and am already busy this weekend using Neon Postgres, a quality database which rarely has downtime

@benjamin_ACD I’ll have it green soon

@AvgDatabaseCEO about to start an account for "is supabase status green?"

They’ve called me in to help. Will get supabase back online soon.

@samlambert Wait, these tweets are from when you’re not sedated?

I want a service that will just sedate me for a couple of days to catch up on sleep.

@saisrirampur @asahidex Still slower than AvgDB though. Embarrassing for you

. Great article by @asahidex validating the results of PostgresBench . He goes pretty deep into benchmarking ClickHouse Managed Postgres and RDS Postgres. Worth a read, it covers “Is ClickHouse's Managed Postgres Beta really faster than RDS?” A lot is planned to take PostgresBench to the next level. Stay tuned. 😊

- adds a couple markdown files Proud to announce WE are the TOP database for agents!

@georgecurtiss That’s right

The world is a miserable place that will try and shrink you down to make other people feel more comfortable with their shitty existences. I suggest not letting that happen. Piss some people off

@jamwt @SolanaPlays Found them

@SolanaPlays Did you start a database company during an AI bubble?

Peak net worth of $22M. Now sitting on roughly $5.7K. Ask me anything (AMA).

@georgecurtiss Adding his mother on Facebook right now.

look! I made an incel cry :)

@samlambert to signal I’m casual an cool an don’t care so much about this site even though I live for the attention, sound familiar

@AvgDatabaseCEO why are you doing lower case now

when a ceo puts your logo on their homepage, you have to understand that's a great sign of respect in their culture

@jjacky No you seemed sad

@AvgDatabaseCEO wooowwww so ur saying i wasnt thriving before?

2 months at openrouter ✌🏻 time flies when you're having fun with good ppl most i've learned in first two months in any company so far

@ovaistariq He should filter by signup IP. my script is obvious. But that would ruin a good fake number tweet

@AvgDatabaseCEO Are you also creating thousands of free accounts? I just saw a vanity metric posted - million free users

I have a script creating thousands of free databases on a competitor. How long until their ceo posts a stupid graph bragging about their growth?