Average Database CEO

Ohh husbant... You founded a database company and sell each database for less than it costs to run it... Now we are homeless

My kids whenever a game they’re playing breaks “They must use Neon” I’m so proud.

@arthty Tucker Carlson was just “hacked”

@AvgDatabaseCEO wyt of this

if your pre-revenue product is using supabase in the big 26, ngmi not even tryna go on a rant or troll here. its just one of those things, if you’re new, you can just skip it. if your cto still picked it, 10x ngmi

Employee noticed one of my recent X bangers was posted during the company all hands. According to them I’m not setting a good example. Well it’s my company bitch, someone’s getting a 1% raise this year.

@tabar_criss We sure do

@AvgDatabaseCEO if he used neon this wouldn't have happened, we know why

Tucker Carlson uses insecure Supabase instead of AvgDB. Gets “hacked”

@james406 The problem with this guy is I have no idea if he’s serious or if it’s a shitpost.

@samlambert That’s why I occupy my time with my years long beef with the Neon executive team.

Most executives would do so much better if they could manage their own boredom.

@byedeeep @hiwinit Be careful or you two might be kissing in my header soon.

@hiwinit @AvgDatabaseCEO NO he is not my friend i don't know this guy. Just a random person i stumbled upon X he is a total lonely nerd. Found out he is from the same city ,since then he is trying to hangout with me, kinda creepy ngl and now he is leaking my full name on X.

@AvgDatabaseCEO shed some light

@samlambert This is why I only trust my data to AvgDB

last night, I dreamt that I hung an oil painting of Dolly Parton on the PlanetScale office wall

@Netlify @ProductHunt It’s white labeled Neon Postgres. So not really anything new

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@dezren39 Only if you care about your database working

@AvgDatabaseCEO is neon bad?

A history lesson: May 1st 2023. Vercel launched “Vercel Postgres” (white labeled Neon). It went so poorly they killed the product and removed their name from it. Now, 3 years later. Netlify has launched their very own white labeled Neon (downtime DB).

This is an irresponsible move by Netlify to expose their users to the worst performing Postgres available. And they put their name on it!!

@biilmann Is this Neon? Or did you build your own.

From front-end deployment platform to full stack application platform. Netlify Database is live.

@jjackyliang Another AvgDB success story

answer hq has hit $2,200 mrr (and finally broke thru 2k mrr) that is the news, thank you

@glcst @tursodatabase You got it big dawg

@AvgDatabaseCEO @tursodatabase Thank you bro. Means a lot, bro.

We have a feature in @tursodatabase called Vegas Blackout: erase an entire day of usage for billing purposes. No questions asked. I think a lot of people ended up didn't using it because it was a bit hidden. We have now improved its discoverability. Hoping more people make good use of it!! Mistakes happen! What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas!

@glcst Working fine for us. They only did it to the slow database companies, sorry 😞

Is Github fucking with us again? Can't seem to deploy stuff to our cloud, and Github says we don't have any PRs in this repo, open or closed. The PRs simply are not there. I don't actually know if our last changes are in or not!

@buildwithparas I am a man of the people

@AvgDatabaseCEO honestly $1000 is generous

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