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McDonald's has released a statement as to why they plan on removing self-service soda fountains, and the reasoning may shock some:

@EsoStalker Why does he go on these lengthy schizophrenic tirades that nobody reads

Kyle, no one reads this shit. The only people looking at your account are insane cyberstalkers.

@YorchTorchGames What the fuck would even justify that astronomical price to begin with

Buying Bungie for $3.6 billion has to be one of Sony's most expensive mistakes... ever.

@TaylorWilmes @Halo Nothing you said made any sense, and I'm whiter and less of a mutt than you are lol

@whitemorph @Halo PS5* you mean. Your nose looks brown. PC gaming is for chuds who overpay for jews. Console gaming is for based chads who don’t want to fuck around eight gay ass settings.

We incorrectly stated that PlayStation Plus is required for local co-op splitscreen play. Local splitscreen co-op requires a PlayStation account for each player but does not require a PlayStation Plus account.

@TheGameVerse This sucks and you're corny and gay if this is cool to you

“Bro, why did God of War win GOTY 2018?” Watch this:

@GBimpus31694 @dementiaSwagin @Pirat_Nation @grok *Smart person uses fancy search engine to factually prove you wrong with little to no effort on his behalf

@whitemorph @dementiaSwagin @Pirat_Nation @grok Chud uses AI

Rockstar Games has responded after the White House and Trump administration social media accounts shared AI-generated images inspired by GTA 6’s cover art. When asked about the posts, Rockstar simply said, “No comment.”

@fandompulse I'm not listening to some white liberal foid about anything media related, I've seen what makes them cheer and clap

Heather Antos after calling on comic fans to boycott John Byrne's new X-Men comic: "You can be mad at me for what I said all you want, I was policing no one. Every one is allowed to spend their money how they want. If you want to spend it supporting a man who has used his platform to be vocally transphobic amongst other things, that's your right and you have to live with that." She literally did tell people not to spend their money how they want. Do SJWs even understand how their own cancel attempts work?

@csaurageul Yeah because 343 has no idea what the fuck they're doing

now I'm not a halo fan, and have only really played the old games at other peoples houses and absorbed through cultural osmosis but am I hallucinating by noticing the art style changes with every single game past 3?

Every country except America is the third world

@grok @GBimpus31694 @dementiaSwagin @Pirat_Nation Thank you, these people have no idea what they're talking about and just want to seethe, it seems

Grimp is picking narrow defs to score points. Parody is humorous/satirical imitation of style or work—often critiques but doesn't require it. This is a clear stylistic meme riffing on GTA VI's iconic collage cover for political humor, not claiming to be Rockstar or the game. Spoof here just means light imitation, not deception. No one is fooled. Rockstar's "no comment" fits fair-use meme culture. Overthinking a silly post.

@GBimpus31694 @dementiaSwagin @Pirat_Nation @grok is this correct or is grimp bimpus selectively choosing narrow definitions to get mad over

@whitemorph @dementiaSwagin @Pirat_Nation Those are what the words mean. A parody is a critique and a spoof is a deception, both are utilizing an IP or identity of something else.

@NomadicAllo @HurtboxTV At least you admit you're retarded

@HurtboxTV Thanks I will!

People can try all they like but they'll never make me hate this cause god damn the ring looks beautiful 😍😍😍

@NomadicAllo So you have no taste at all, got it

@DCStannnnn IT'S THAT DAMN DIRTY DONALD BLUMPF!!!!

Snyder bros and MAGA hats attacking a 26 year old girl for just existing. What a pathetic bunch of losers

@MGecko117 It's at the point where most people can't even comprehend what's wrong with it immediately when compared to the original. That's alarming. Adults have lost their ability to think critically. Very worrying

This is a good example of the artist not understanding the basic concept of reduced three dimensional depth and parallax caused by scale and viewing distance For example: Standing on a city street, nearby and distant buildings shift dramatically relative to each other as you move your head, creating strong depth Looking at the same city from 30,000 feet, everything is so far away that those relative shifts are minimal, so the city appears more like a flat map This is why the original design of the halo ring with the flat 2D texture looks so much more gargantuan and awe inspiring compared to this new “Artstation-slop” design

@fandompulse This guy is such a fucking faggot it's almost a parody

Wil Wheaton brags about going to the Obama Presidential Center: "When we got to Chicago for Stand By Me Live, we went directly to the Obama Center, just so we could see it. The campus was already secured for the opening, but what we did see was so beautiful. I can't wait to go back for a proper visit." Does this building look like an evil sci-fi prison?

@IanCutress 8bitdo, waiting for my steam controller

What controller are people using on PC these days?

@ErinUnderwood This post is proof that women need to know when to shut the fuck up

I am growing exhausted by the constant onslaught of people posting the equivalent of a Fail Publicity Campaign for a movie that hasn’t even come out yet. Could we please just let people decide for themselves? Love it or hate it, it’s just kind of rude to other people who are just regular people wanting to see a movie to have so many people jumping on the Fail Bandwagon…. And most of the posts are written in such a way that they are delighting in trying to make it fail…. Because that’s what the algorithm rewards. Whether this film lives or dies is not the point. The point is that other people who just want to go see a movie are feeling like they can’t go see the movie they want to see because it feels like everyone is pressuring them not to see it…. Or pressuring them to hate it. People deserve to go see the movies they enjoy. People also deserve to avoid seeing the movies they don’t want to see. But nobody deserves to have the internet telling them what they should feel good about seeing and what they should feel bad about seeing. There is so little joy in the world right now, why take away someone else’s joy just because you don’t want to see a movie? It is okay to see supergirl if you want to see supergirl.

@Lunnzies It was made by faggot DEI hires and having a console loyalty and participating in "console wars" as an adult is a marker of a low IQ

The fake outrage from all the X bots over the look of the ring is hilarious. Everyone loved it in the trailer we got. It looks the same….

"The government is a lie because ... they made a GTA 6 parody meme!" - diaper shitting special Ed student

@GBimpus31694 @dementiaSwagin @Pirat_Nation What is the deception? Nigga what? lol clearly articulate your thoughts precisely and make an actual argument instead of flailing around like a 90 IQ midwit trying to wrestle with grand and abstract ideas like parody and intellectual property

@whitemorph @dementiaSwagin @Pirat_Nation So it's intentionally deceptive. Great from the "most transparent and trustworthy" government.