Brb going to start working on my 2026 “dirty” living diet plan
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Whitney McMaster
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Whitney McMaster
@whitmcmaster
Voice Actor. Adventurer. Philocalist.
Los Angeles, CA Se unió Temmuz 2009
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Proudly preventing men from an enjoyable work/life experience since 1990
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1/2 of my brain: “there’s too much chaos we’ve got to fix the world…”
The other 1/2 : “HEY WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT DECORATIVE TRINKETS FOR TAMPON STRINGS…” 🎭💪🏻✨🧠
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So wait…remind me again which King wore a hot pink speedo 🥳✨🪩 #MerryChristmas #thereasonfortheseason
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1. “Doll-idays” should definitely be a thing @DollyParton ✨🪩💎 🎀
Bonus? Way more appealing to buy appliances in Dolly’s name over Christopher Columbus. #Holiday #Dolliday #YoureWelcomeAmerica
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1st Day Volunteer at your service!
🎥✨🪩 @SIFFnews #SiffCinema #Downtown @MeanGirls #firstday #nerdvibes
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Check out #AllOfThemWitches on @AMCPlus. A documentary I narrated on the magick #Herstory of Witches. Perfect for #FridayThe13th #Halloween or any day you feel like flying off to witch school. Directed by #MonaPanchal 🧹✨🔥🖤 amazon.com/All-Them-Witch…
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There’s new new awesomeness to milk every year ✨🪩 @wastatefair #magicfitmove #bingo #skyride #extremedogs #milksampling #Fisherscones forever and so much more
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ometimes I think we all just need a hug from @TimGunn…he’s the miyagi so many of us need 💎✨🥰#MakeItWork #CarryOn #RareGem @ProjectRunway
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TMW @toryburch said, “I am not sure blue and orange are that complimentary” while dressed like #Grimace’s mistress in purple satin and black lace…Oy. You know @MichaelKors was thinking the same thing 😈@ProjectRunway #SummerBinge #Season7 @heidiklum
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Is the future of #VoiceOver uncertain? Yes.
Is this the first summer I’ve ever been a borderline “Light Taupe”? 💯 🔥🪩
#LookForTheGood
#TaupeLining
#50ShadesOfTaupe
#nofilter
#Freckles
#Gingergirl
#PlightOfTheWhite
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What takes longer for ppl to put away their Xmas decorations or to stop setting off fireworks. #America #PartyForever
No judgement here. I’m #TeamHalloween
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NEVER UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE #WGA #THEMONITOR ✨💪🏼
AI CANT WRITE A BANGER THIS 🔥#WGASTRONG #WGAMARCH #WRITERSGUILD #SAGAFTRA #IATSE
#TEAMSTERS399 @adamconover
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!! Dang just noticing @RyanGosling could play Ken @Barbie AND #KelKnight from @kathandkim ✨🪩 swoon. what more do you want from a career?!
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