Thanos

Tales of a Chronic Gooner I used to be a chronic gooner, not just a causal “Scroll before bed” guy. I mean a strategic gooner. I would mark days on the calendar like I was training for olympics, going on 3 week celibacy streak just to build up the “material” and then setting aside an entire weekend just to shoot up my room with ropes. I’d have snacks, water, a dark room, and honestly I’d even burn incense or scented candles to make my degeneracy aromatherapeutic The intensity was something else, So naturally I wanted it take it to the next level and I introduced breath play. Right at the climax I’d hold my breath for at least 10 seconds. Let me tell you the orgasms were so insanely intense that I briefly saw my ancestors. One time I booked a suite at the Sarova Stanley alone just to goon in style. But there was a downside, I genuinely felt like I didn’t need a woman at all anymore, I had become this terrifying self-sufficient nuclear reactor running on its own waste. Thank God I eventually freed myself from those shackles. And now that I’m broke, I look back at that Sarova booking & feel very stupid. Anyone else who has been in such a dark place before?

@kinara_69 Hadi angare 🤣🤣😭

@zero_ssufuri 😂😂😂

Scenes after client amesema "I trust you,,hope this ain't a scam"...😂😂😂

@Realmwaks Kila siku , nimeweka hadi nots lakini wapi

@zero_ssufuri Umejaribu kwa Fabrizio?

Kupata pesa ya Elon inataka consistency ingine yenye some of you hamna.

@bozgabi There is no honour in poverty , do whatever it takes to win ,

Being broke is better than making money illegally. Let that sink in

@wil_sonn1 NI mimba ama ni kitambi

Sasa what is this buana??💀😂

@mnyika_5 Kulienda aje Mzee

My pals are locating me already. Ile account ilizidi na ban ikabidi iende sinyoloa , tuko kwa hii sasa

@__mtskid Tell him , big bodies are a health risk aki

Oketch salah on his way back home from business trip in Dubai, USA and many other countries

@55merlinoa 🤣🤣🤣😭

Hapa maybe wafanye Human sacrifice ndio zishuke🙌🏿😂

@FayChep476320 Hii haiwezi , apparently ataishi hivo

Jokes aside 🤣 hii meno mtu akiweka ile wire ya meno inaweza rudi normal kweli?

@mlachaks254 Aje🤣🤣 mnasema employee ako na pesa mingi kuliko bossier

Wueh kumbe ninja ilikopesha boss pesa 😂 aii hii chai ya Edwin ni Moto mamae😂💔

@imnyambu No, not this , not now aki 😭😭

I will still have you like this after eating the shit out of another girls pvssy...

@_mungai23_ Hazisongii mamae 🤣🤣😭 unashangaa Kwani Elon anataka nini

"ukiangalia analytics after kutweet siku mzima"

@stephenKE02 @GrieyKing @plainmaxmos Huyu design anawagongea 🤣🤣mnasemanga jonasi mnakosea

Hii hamjaona sindio?😂😂😂 Hapa kama chairman wa maboiz hapana

@lePrezidente11 Good , very good

Ukifika dowry negotiations walete exaggerated figures unawaambia huna hiyo pesa.. Waki insist, unasimama unauliza msichana kama mnaenda ama anabaki na wazee..😂😂😂

@_Dan_66 😂😂😂gps

Kama sio huyu bibi ya Messi, hii mwezi singeona tirries.

@FayChep476320 STIs nazo

Huyu alienda summertides na mimba aki... Na Mwanaume alidhani akimuweka mimba atatulia 😂😂 I feel for men.

@FayChep476320 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@KlementGemini they had no need to protest , but anyway goons saw an opportunity and couldnt let it slide

Nairobi CBD manze so many innocent youths have already been arrested, has anyone seen any commercial activist or bloggers wakishikwa? That should tell you something. Saba saba protests ya leo was very needless but of course commercial activists has to eat.

@koxmusaInc_ impression ndio kidogo zimekataa on my end but nitazipata tu

Clocking 500 verified sojas is a step away from getting monetised.

@Shaxxy271513 apo hapo

Jirani can I come and chill at you're place🤣