"There's 11,500 employees. It doesn't make sense. I could run that business from my house. It's eBay, it looks the same as it did in 1995. It doesn't need 11,500 employees." $GME's @ryancohen makes his case for why he's the best person to buy eBay: "You look at eBay spending $2.5 billion to grow 1 million users. $2 billion in cost cuts between sales and marketing and corporate overhead — it's not a lot. And it's not something that's going to take a few years. It's something that is going to happen fast, fast, fast. Because I'm putting leverage on this thing, and I don't want to run a leveraged business." "I'm not going to run it hot. I'm going to pay down the leverage. And I'm going to increase earnings." "They're spending $5.5 billion on operating expenses. On an $11 billion business that has no inventory and is asset light." Ryan's full response:

@tbpn @ryancohen Dramatically better questions & format than whichever other media channel he was on

@codyaims @tbpn @ryancohen Hahaha he’s playing you rubes like a fiddle. I had no idea this many people were invested in GME but it’s truly stunning. At this point I feel like I should run a wealth extraction scheme too, you guys are clearly handing money out like candy

@nanyoubidesuka @codyaims @tbpn @ryancohen You wouldn’t know because the MSM does such a thorough job discouraging and belittling any investment in GME. They just hate Ryan Cohen because he doesn’t play by their rules

@broescalatethis @codyaims @tbpn @ryancohen I was an IB analyst/associate for the first 3 years of my career lol, this guy is an obvious grifter and you’d have to be clinically retarded to think otherwise, the evidence is staring you in the face

@nanyoubidesuka @broescalatethis @codyaims @tbpn @ryancohen Wow, cool credentials bro meanwhile Cohen built fucking Chewy and has completely turned GS around. And oh yeah, he's about to acquire eBay whether you like it or not. Just stfu, you actually know NOTHING.

@LilWhtSlpr @broescalatethis @codyaims @tbpn @ryancohen LOL relying on the accomplishments of another man to insult me. RC might as well be your boyfriend the way you’re riding his cock

@nanyoubidesuka @broescalatethis @codyaims @tbpn @ryancohen Do u feel insulted? U shld because your insinuation is that ur "accomplishments" justify ur incendiary rhetoric against GME holders over someone whos actually done something worthwhile. Also, porn has fried ur brain. If you reflexively think about riding cock, u have a problem.

@LilWhtSlpr @nanyoubidesuka @codyaims @tbpn @ryancohen Projecting their homosexuality

@LilWhtSlpr @broescalatethis @codyaims @tbpn @ryancohen GME cult member #1 over here lol,RC isn’t your dad and he won’t fuck you, take pride in yourself and not another man