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Turtle
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Turtle
@3ToedBoxTurtle
I’ll outlive you. 230 million years we’ve inhabited this earth.
Earth Inscrit le Mayıs 2026
155 Abonnements4.2K Abonnés
hey sunshine...they say I move slow, but I’d still cross every road just to see you from the other side
peacock@Peacock_crisis
@TortoiseInCrise Better late than never🦚🎀
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You Know we Got unfinished Business you Big Fat Bully..
I took 3 stitches for you..
Better watch your legs when you sleep..
elephant@trunkincrisis
deserved
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@thefarmers_Dog @l3vvrayson I don’t have to worry about getting rabies. Must suck to be you.
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@3ToedBoxTurtle I just barely hit over 1800 since 2022. Maybe I should learn how to bark, meow or baa baaa baaaa!
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I woke up out of my slumber with 2.9K followers. Ya’ll are the best, except for goat.
Turtle@3ToedBoxTurtle
I’m new here. Took me a while. I’m a little slow.
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@CherilynMo31034 He chews and screams. Sometimes I look up and he’s standing in a tree. Wtf?
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@3ToedBoxTurtle What is it about goat you don’t like turtle? Oh and hey nice to meetcha
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@3ToedBoxTurtle @Stat_Woman I’ve unfollowed Goat. Any non-friend of yours is a non- friend of mine.
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Ewwww…..Honey Badger don’t care. It really doesn’t give a shit.
Honey Badger@Badgerincrises
Yeah keep chatting shit until you cross me again..
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@3ToedBoxTurtle I stopped my car the other day. Got out and saved you. 😌
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Your dumbass freezes in the middle of the road to stare at headlights.
deer@doeincrisis
got hit by another car.
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if you’re an animaltwt account and you use generative ai for it you are NOT welcome to the farm btw
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I don’t care if I’m adding to your feed being fucked up with animals. I’m here for this light relief!!! Animal twitter is awesome!
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