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@African_Spring

A sunshine 🌞mixed with a little hurricane, the perfect storm⛈️ Recovering people pleaser.

Ethekwini, South Africa Inscrit le Eylül 2011
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Cllr_Welekazi💜🇿🇦
Cllr_Welekazi💜🇿🇦@African_Spring·
R2billion stolen in one hospital. South Africa is not poor, it is poorly managed.
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🤲 🕌 The DA wishes a joyful Eid al-Fitr to the South African Muslim community. May this special occasion be filled with faith, family, peace, and togetherness.
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Count Dankula
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV·
The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
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Basra Azeem@AzeemBasra42501·
@African_Spring @CountDankulaTV Right?! 🍰🔥 That track is peak petty genius—Afroman taking a tiny detail from the raid and turning it into straight-up musical revenge is legendary.
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Khutso Theledi
Khutso Theledi@KhutsoTheledi·
🚨 STOLEN VEHICLE ALERT – PLEASE SHARE 🚨 A vehicle belonging to @owenhannie has been stolen. Details: •Make/Model: 2022 Toyota RAV4 •Color: White •Registration: KX75VNGP •Last Seen Area: Katlehong ⚠️ Be on the lookout (BOLO) in and around Katlehong and surrounding areas. If you spot this vehicle or have any information, please contact your nearest police station immediately or report it to local authorities. 🙏🏾Please share this message to help recover the vehicle.
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Remarks
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump says doctors said "if he didn't eat junk food, he'd live to 200 years old."
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