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@ChrisKirschner I mean, Yankees fans are committed to the Yankees without winning a ring in 17 years.

Aaron judge home opener homer💕

Great start #yankeesbeisbol

Why’s the Yankees home opener at 1:35 pm and against the marlins 🤮

@Thegiggler35 #movethesticks

Boutta go to the bar. Might see my formal date #nervous

Was just abt 5 milliseconds from getting sideswiped by a Tesla @elonmusk fix your shit

@DeItaone Unsurprising, Pete Hegseth is next most likely but somehow everyone will get immunity

TRUMP REMOVES PAM BONDI AS U.S. ATTORNEY GENERAL-CNN

@AdamSchefter I thought this was satire @ChudMaster2

Comp update: Kirk Cousins will sign a five-year, $172 million deal with the Raiders that in reality is a one-year, fully-guaranteed $20 million deal that also contains a club option for two years at $80M. The Falcons will pay Cousins $8.7 million this season, the Raiders another $1.3 million and Las Vegas also agreed to pay its new QB a fully-guaranteed $10 million roster bonus on the third day of the 2027 new league year. And maybe most notably, it also sets another new mark: this will be the 11th straight NFL season in which Cousins’ contract will be fully guaranteed.

24 hrs have gone by and I’m still on requested, 24 second violation #turnover

Just requested a beautiful woman’s spam insta (we haven’t talked since hs) let’s see how this notebook love plays out

@ScrimboSaggins Cakes and candles!

Not telling anyone it’s my birthday at work today bc I’m not a #loser

Got 7 #fuckyou

Sleeping in and I’ll bet I’ll receive at least 5 missed messages from my boss #Earnedit

Sleepy Joe was called sleepy as the market wouldn’t be volatile like a meme stock while I’m sleeping😂✌🏻#nsfw

@PlanetAquino #ThirstyThursdayThoughts

Pergunta honesta: Pq só o mamilo não pode mostrar? A mulher pode mostrar todo o peito, mas a pontinha não, qual o sentido?

Mfs will deadass post the most provocative shit ever on LinkedIn like yeah dude you’re grateful for an opportunity that your frat has given you as a brother😂😂

I love when my coworkers ask me if I miss them, like yeah I missed you dearly (I haven’t seen this guy in 2 days)

How do I explain, no nothing good is coming and the clip is from 10 years ago today?

@BryanHoch Bryan! Can you get myself and the fellas some tix please and thank you👍🏻 (we’re broke college students)

For Friday's Yankees home opener, Yankee Stadium gates will open to fans at 11:30 a.m. First pitch is scheduled for 1:35 p.m.

If Trump announces a ground invasion and the initial jobless claims rise, stock market tomorrow will crash into oblivion

@alifarhat79 @Corgi4joy We’re so back JPowell!

When you get a 2% rally after being down 30%