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Una p0lla paro yo el coche en mitad de una curva sin arcén ni visibilidad de noche por un oso. Reduzco velocidad, me hago visible yo al circular a velocidad anormalmente reducida y con toda la prudencia del mundo avanzo hasta que el oso se vaya. Pero no pienso poner en peligro ni mi cuello ni quizás el tuyo. Nos estamos volviendo gilipollas.

Esto es una joya

@Pet1408peter It would had been hilarious if the battery died and they had to push it XD

These thief's picked the wrong house...

@OkayDonuts God knows that I would be flying some obscure between wars biplane just because

I don't understand why more people aren't playing VR when you can literally be a big dragon flying around with your friends who are also big dragons

Çılgın sürücüler için tasarlanmış bir otoyol hayal edin.

@Mileage_impo Trabant 601

Your worst enemy must drive and maintain a car for the next 300,000 miles (482,803 km). Choose it

@ymuchosmemes Yo el 1ro y el 3ro fueron siniestro. De momento conservo el segundo y el día que digan que contamina y que no puedo andar más con el llamo a la grúa y que me lo suban al jardín con la pluma.

¿De verdad tenéis cariño al primer coche? Yo cero 😅

@mhdksafa "Industrial scale child rape is fine because you can also buy a nice curry and drive a Volkswagen."

@SCShipyards I know red and green are compatible bc Spain used to have red. But yeah no grounding. Wich is fine bc red is only up to 10A and shuko and baguette are up to 16A

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It's hilarious that the EU forcibly standardized on USB-C but won't bother doing a darned thing about this.

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look how the tables have turned

@XyeH2O One of my favorite tropes

@Memakker Me compre el satisfactory en epic porque tenía un año de exclusividad y un amigo me dio la lata hasta que lo compre. En el momento que salio en steam lo compré de nuevo y desinstale epic

It's always deeply amusing when people try morally equating the Aztecs to the Catholics. The worst thing I can say about Catholics is that they are- quite literally- spiritual bureaucrats. More people have probably died waiting for Mass to end so they can finally use the bathroom than the Inquisition ever actually killed. The roughly 3000 people killed by the Spanish Inquisition were primarily the targets of pogroms following the Reconquista. People tend to not like their former occupiers and tax collectors trying to sneakily practice their old faiths after being told to convert or get the fuck out. Still less bloody than the average Socialist regime.

Valkyrie

@lotuscaterham20 Te acuerdas cuando el sandero empezaba en 6.999?que tiempos colega

El I30 con el motor de 4 cilindros diesel era durísimo, le podías destrozar en el campo que nunca te dejaba tirado