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All i am, all i ever will be, i owe to my angel of a father. Till the end of time Daddy, till the end of time.

We hired a consulting firm to tell us why our profits are down. They sent three 24-year-olds wearing vests. They spent two months interviewing us about our own jobs. Then they put our answers into a PowerPoint presentation. They charged us $250K for this privilege. During the final readout, one of them used the phrase synergy optimization without blinking. I looked around the conference room. Our CEO was nodding like he just received the Ten Commandments. The grand conclusion was that we need to increase revenue and decrease costs. I could've told them that for a gift card to Panera. But nobody listens to the guy who works here. You only listen to the guy who flies in on a Tuesday. I'm updating my resume to include synergy optimization. It feels like the right move.

Lawyers in the house, if someone admits that he has robbed banks (possibly in the process has killed many), but then after escaping by the whiskers, decided to abandon the robbery business & becomes a Pastor, does that legally cleared him of all the crimes he has committed in the past? Lawyers please.

A man in Uganda, Ken, accused of sexually assaulting a minor boy by anal penetration and causing the victim to vomit, reportedly went to the office of the Minister for Youth to seek forgiveness and it was granted.

BREAKING NEWS!!!

When Sowore was abusing Tinubu, Obidense called him an upright man, but when Sowore said Obi is a fool fooling the fools, Obidense said Sowore is known to be a liar. 😂 🤣

I’m asking sincerely: why hasn’t Aproko Doctor called out fake drinks and drugs by the igbos? He has criticized the North (“Aboki” selling drugs) and Yoruba herbal mixtures (agbo). Why ignore those producing fake drinks and drugs in the East? Isn’t this selective accountability?

@LifesHandbook01 @neofrankie @TheRussdiculous @Ayoelesho I am 100% certain you have no clue what i am talking about or what mt point is, take your time, leaving your emotions on the side and follow the thread feom the beginning. Maybe you will get it

@AprilWorld @neofrankie @TheRussdiculous @Ayoelesho It's not the same.The western propaganda made it looks the same but if you look in to the reality on ground it's not.Iran freed themselves from a western supported monarchial dictatorship since 1979,and the western media had been painting them bad since then.

I can see women whose heads are not covered in the background. Did Western media not claim that women in Iran must not be seen in public with their heads uncovered?

Make Igbo man dey use ABOKI as example of Fake Drugs merchant in Nigeria? 😆😆😂😂 Aiye awon ọmọ ibo ti bajẹ. 🤡

You know you live in a fucked up world when an attack on four empty ambulances in London makes more noise than strikes on 100 medical facilities in Lebanon and over 700 attacks on health care in Gaza.

So when are we going to start dragging Yinka Ayefele too? Cos Baba also acted very unwise with the radio interview

An American woman: "I watched a little girl from Gaza, the same age as my daughter, take her last breath on a dirty hospital floor." "She tried to lift her small head to blow a kiss to her mother." "I am ready to spend every moment of my life for the freedom of Palestine."

Now the conversation has shifted… because the mother of the child is speaking. She’s not just upset about the interview she’s questioning the silence that came before it. According to her, since this whole incident happened, not once did Biola reach out to ask about the child’s wellbeing. Not once. No call, no check-in, no concern. But somehow, there was time to sit down and grant an interview to the same man at the center of it all. So the question now is not just about the interview… it’s about priorities. Who did you choose to show up for when it actually mattered?”

@JMNewsNetwork_ Iranian authorities made it clear from the beginning: the Strait of Hormuz is open to everyone except the US-Israel and their allies.

🚨🇮🇷🇪🇸 BREAKING: Iran allows the Kingdom of Spain to use the Strait of Hormuz with complete freedom without restrictions or barriers that impede the maritime navigation of Spanish ships and tankers.

The whole world feels the same, lil buddy. 😂

@LifesHandbook01 @neofrankie @TheRussdiculous @Ayoelesho Its the same, Sister, its the same. Does end sars if true dictates Nigeria on an everyday basis now. Lets apply that to Iran

@AprilWorld @neofrankie @TheRussdiculous @Ayoelesho Brother ,Nigeria endsars was a completely different story , army shooting on armless civilians. In the Iranian scenery, the protesters had guns and killed a lot of policemen b4 the security started dealing with the armed men.

@neofrankie @TheRussdiculous @Ayoelesho Your mother at home, the one who birthed you is a fool. Ask her. Oponu

@AprilWorld @TheRussdiculous @Ayoelesho "People CLAIMED they saw people murdered at the toll gate" So people didn't die as well during #endsars protest?? Wow! Fools like you are exactly why we failed as a nation! You're exactly whom Proverbs 26:12 is talking about! I pour you spit!

Seeing Black ICE agents doesn't sit right with my spirit.

Does Iran have a GoFundMe account?

🚨 BREAKING ​Iraq officially declares its entry into the war alongside Iran against the United States and Israel. ​"We have decided to respond and defend ourselves against the attacks targeting our official Popular Mobilization Forces (PMF)." ​This comes as Israel and the US continue to launch raids on PMF headquarters, killing numerous leaders.