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Dr. August Bones

@Ausbones

Dad | Polymath | Academic | Immunologist | Nurse Scientist || #Immunology #Immunochemistry #Microbiology #Allergology #Panomics #Oncology #PublicHealth #MedSurg

Rivendell, Eastern Eriador Inscrit le Aralık 2009
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24: Welcome to Episode 1: The Panic Room (The Adrenal Heist). The setting is the Adrenal Glands, two triangular hats sitting atop the Kidneys. They are currently quiet, but inside, the Medulla (the inner sanctum) is packed with high-pressure canisters of Adrenaline (Epinephrine), just waiting for a reason to ruin someone's afternoon. The Calm Before the Storm It’s 8:45 AM. The Human is sitting in a car, listening to a podcast about 'Mindfulness'. The Vagus Nerve is sending 'Soft Life' signals. The Heart is beating a steady 65 BPM. Adrenaline Molecule #001: (Polishing his boots) "Look at them. So peaceful. So 'aligned.' It’s disgusting. I haven't been out of this canister in three days. I’m starting to feel like a background character." Cortisol (The Manager): "Patience. The Human is entering the busiest part of town now. The 'Hustle' is about to provide an opportunity. Check the sensors." The Trigger Suddenly, a danfo bus cuts across the Human’s lane, missing the bumper by an inch. The Human’s eyes widen. The Amygdala (the brain's alarm) screams: "THREAT DETECTED!" The signal hits the Adrenal Glands like a lightning bolt. Cortisol: "Oya! Release the hounds! Open the valves! We are in Fight or Flight mode! This is not a drill!" Adrenaline: "FINALLY! LET'S GOOOOO!" The Hijack Adrenaline floods the bloodstream like a shot of liquid lightning. It hits the Heart first. Adrenaline: "Hey, Heart! Stop the 'Soft Life' rhythm! I want 120 BPM right now! We need to pump blood to the biceps! We might have to fight this bus driver!" The Heart: "But we were just listening to a podcast about–" Adrenaline: "I SAID PUMP! And you, Lungs! Expand the bronchioles! I want maximum oxygen! We need to breathe like we’re sprinting from a leopard!" The Collateral Damage While the Heart and Lungs are racing, the rest of the body is being "defunded." The Stomach: "Hey! Why did the blood flow just drop? I was halfway through digesting that breakfast akara!" Cortisol: "Sorry, Gastric Department. Digestion is a 'luxury' we can't afford right now. All resources are being diverted to the 'Survival Fund.' We’ll get back to your beans in thirty minutes—maybe." The Immune System (The Spleen): "Wait, I was about to fix a minor scratch on the finger,–" Cortisol: "Shut it down! Immunity is for people who aren't about to be 'eaten' by a danfo! Everyone, focus on the muscles!" The "False" Victory The Human isn't actually fighting a leopard. They are just gripping the steering wheel very tightly, sweating, and shouting at the windshield. Adrenaline: "WE SURVIVED! Look at that grip! Look at that focus! The material benefit is... well, we didn't crash." Cortisol: "Good work. Now, I’m going to stick around for the next four hours just to make sure the Human stays 'on edge' and 'productive.' If they try to relax, I’ll trigger a random thought about an unpaid bill." NK Cell: (Floating by in the blood, shaking his head) "See? This is why the 'Steeze' is so hard to maintain. One bus driver behaves badly, and these hormones turn the whole body into a war zone for no reason." #ImmunoTutesFunShades
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23: Welcome to The Bone Marrow, the "Foundry," the "Genesis Block," and the ultimate "Cradle of Steeze." This is where the story begins. Deep inside the femur and the hip bones, far away from the chaos of the outside world, is a high-security, red-lit sanctuary. This isn't a factory; it’s a Womb. Every single second, this place births over 2 million new citizens. The Stem Cell: The "Ancestor" At the very center of the marrow sits the Hematopoietic Stem Cell (HSC). He’s sitting in a golden rocking chair, wearing a traditional embroidered agbada, looking ancient and powerful. Naive T-Cell (to-be): "Baba, what will I be? Will I be a Red Blood Cell and carry the oxygen? Or will I be a Platelet and stop the leaks?" The Ancestor (HSC): "Patience, my child. You have the 'Pluripotency.' You could be anything. But remember – whatever you become, you carry the DNA of the whole family. You are the 'Material Benefit' before the benefit even exists." The Differentiation Department The Ancestor waves his hand, and the young cells move into the Lineage Hall. Here, signaling molecules called Cytokines are acting like career counselors. Cytokine Counselor: "You! You look sturdy. We’re low on Neutrophils today because the Human tripped in the kitchen. Here’s your 14-day supply of toxic granules. Go to the 'Myeloid' wing!" Young Cell #1: "Yes, sir! I’m ready to explode for the cause!" Cytokine Counselor: "And you... you look a bit more 'intellectual.' You’re going to be a Lymphocyte. Go to the 'Lymphoid' wing and wait for your flight to the Thymus. You’ve got a long road of 'Recognition Training' ahead." The Megakaryocyte: The "Big Mama" In a corner, a massive cell thousands of times larger than the others is sitting there, literally falling apart. This is the Megakaryocyte. NK Cell: (Leaning against a bone trabecula, watching) "Look at her. She’s the definition of sacrifice. She doesn't even leave the marrow. She just stays here and buds off tiny pieces of her own body." Megakaryocyte: (Tossing a handful of tiny fragments into a nearby capillary) "Go on, my little Platelets! Go and find a scab to build! If the Human gets a scratch, you be the first ones there! Don't let the 'Soft Life' leak away!" The Final Inspection Before the cells can leave, they have to pass through the Sinusoidal Endothelium, the "Exit Gate" of the Marrow. The Gatekeeper: "Identity check! Are you mature? Do you have your receptors? Are you ready to work 24/7 without a pension?" New Red Blood Cell: "I’ve ejected my nucleus, sir! I’m 100% Hemoglobin! I’m hollow and ready to roll!" The Gatekeeper: "Pass! Welcome to the bloodstream. Try not to get stuck in the Spleen on your first day." The "Soft Life" Origin The NK Cell turns to a group of brand-new B-Cells waiting for their departure. NK Cell: "Always remember where you came from. This place is quiet, it’s warm, and it’s protected by layers of hard calcium. The 'Hustle' out there is only possible because this 'Soft Life' in here never stops. You are the hope of the body. Now, oya, move out! The Human just woke up and needs a fresh batch of immunity!" #ImmuneTutesFunShades

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The reference vs the outcome. The prompt: Covert the picture to a real image. My baby drew it 😂
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ミラーってこうやって修理するってはじめて知った!
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Adidas ??
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What is the diagnosis ⁉️
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@Ausbones @NigeriaStories MDCN wants to have members in all jOHESU Include 6 members of the public to all the councils Make laboratory tests like genetic testing and other molecular tests to be done by doctors Pathologists should be members of MLSCN
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JUST IN: The Association of Medical Laboratory Scientists of Nigeria on Saturday raised serious concerns over a controversial bill before the National Assembly, warning that its passage could destabilise Nigeria’s healthcare system, compromise patient safety, and trigger fresh inter-professional conflict in the sector.
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Y’all are busy throwing hate on IMGs for doing the work and matching into US residencies….meanwhile AMGs are leaving clinical medicine less than 1yo out of training. Everybody needs to get with the program!
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Studies suggest that microplastics can cross the blood-brain barrier, with concentrations in the human brain increasing by nearly 50% between 2016 and 2024.
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Patients with microplastics found in artery plaque have a higher risk of heart attacks and strokes
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I'm really wondering how hospitals are coping with this electricity issue. I'm hearing some people are even cancelling surgeries, not able to sustain cold chain, electronic medical records are being affected and more. It is a total disaster for the health sector
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Microplastics have been detected in human blood, liver, kidneys, lungs, heart, stool, and breast milk.
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I think every 3-5 years, hotels should strip down and renovate their buildings and interior. You visit some good hotels and it’s feels and smells old.
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Dear HCW trying to Japa. Turn to content creation. It is a sure way of raising enough resources to self fund the process.
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When you are under chronic stress, your body releases cortisol, which normally helps reduce inflammation. However, over time, high cortisol levels can cause your immune system to stop responding, leaving you susceptible to infections. #ImmunoTutes
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My colleague called me this morning, she was trembling on phone. She said she came outside snd saw her little baby holding a snake in the compound. That she was so scared she couldn't shout, she went back to call her husband to come see what's up. They can't explain where snake came from, but how did the child even have mind to carry the head😩😩😩 I just dey shout yeeeee years. Hope she is ok? And this isn't the first time the baby is carrying animals or insects that are dangerous. Sometimes last year she carried scorpion and it didn't bite her. The mum is very concerned and scared. Have you ever head of something like this.
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