
All Bats, No Belfry🧶🐸 🌈🇺🇦🌊🦇
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All Bats, No Belfry🧶🐸 🌈🇺🇦🌊🦇
@BatQueen
Divinista & explorer of the Woo Frontier Stormtrooper for civilisation Physical autonomy & healthcare are human rights Knit one, purl two against tyranny!
The Misty Reaches of the West Inscrit le Haziran 2009
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@mmpadellan You have to admit that trying to shake down the Vicar of Christ is *really* stupid.
Not that stupid is new for this regime...
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@magachrchpastr @freedomgoose1 I can't believe the disrespect you have to put up with, padre.
Hope your going to turn the other cheek. Which cheek that will be I leave to you and Divine guidance.
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@freedomgoose1 I attended a 2-year Bible College (unaccredited) in Missouri to become a pastor, Freedomegoose1. So this is no laughing matter.
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@adonispara It takes a certain benighted and unwarranted moxie to try to shake down the Vicar of Christ.
Just saying.
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> Pope Leo XIV
> born chicago 1955
> nobody special. just a catholic kid from the suburbs
> played "mass" with his brothers at home as a kid
> studied math at uni. not even theology. math
> graduated then walked straight into a monastery same year
> ordained priest at 26
> rome called him
> flew over. got a full doctorate in canon law
> could've stayed in rome living comfortable
> went to peru instead
> first mission: chulucanas. semi-arid desert at the foot of the andes
> spent his first year doing disaster relief after el niño floods hit the regio
> went back to chicago briefly to finish his thesis
> then went straight back to peru
> settled in trujillo. stayed there for nearly a decade
> this was during peru's civil war
> witnessed car bombs & military crackdowns (he stayed)
> learned spanish. founded a parish. trained future priests
> travelled by horse on difficult roads to reach isolated communities in the mountain valleys
> spoke out publicly against fujimori's government (when other bishops stayed quiet)
> went back to chicago in 1999
> won election as head of the augustinian province on reputation alone
> 2001: elected to lead the entire worldwide augustinian order
> ran it for 12 years. based in rome. travelled every continent
> never gave interviews. never chased headlines
> 2023: francis called him to rome
> made him the man who decides who becomes a bishop anywhere on earth
> made cardinal september 2023
> two years later, francis died
> second day of the conclave. fourth ballot
> walked out onto the balcony of st peter's basilica
> spoke for 10 minutes in flawless italian
> speaks 5 languages. holds 2 passports
> first american pope in 2,000 years of church history
> first augustinian pope ever
> two years earlier he was one of 5,400 bishops with zero global visibility
Every vatican insider said an american pope was impossible...


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@WUTangKids Let's put him up against Bobby Brainworms!
My money is on Hgedus.
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@TheRealThelmaJ1 At least Mr Noem fixed that cattywampus nipple problem.
Also, they appear to also function as a flotation device, so extra winning!
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@TheAuthorGuy Some wag suggested that it's his suggestion for national healthcare. Can't be any worse than what we have, and there appear to be robots in the background. So there's that.
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Is part of this 5D chess game setting up the insanity defense for crimes committed?
Faytuks Network@FaytuksNetwork
President Trump posts an AI-generated image depicting himself as Jesus on Truth Social
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@TheRealThelmaJ1 An excellent example of what happens to all that plastic surgery after a few years.
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And this one too, for bonus adorableness
WeRateDogs@dog_rates
This is Sadie. She was finally reunited with her human, astronaut Christina Koch, after her mom’s voyage around the moon took her the furthest any human has ever been from their dog. She can't wait to hear all about the universe. 14/10
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It's a very Monday kinda Monday, so I'm going to start with a feed cleanse.
You have to love the wonderful humans of the Artemis crew. And this goodest doggo too.
project hail dado ⚢@astrasdoctor
just a space girl and her dog 😭😭😭
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@toddstarnes Question for David Axelrod.
Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi are practicing Catholics. Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi both support abortion. Joe Biden, and Nancy Pelosi are still able to receive communion in the Catholic Church. How does that work exactly? @StephenM @StevenCheung


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Last week David Axelrod, Obama's former senior advisor and a longtime Democrat strategist met with Pope Leo XIV. Days later, Pope Leo is attacking Trump and three cardinals appeared on 60 Minutes to attack the president. I don't believe in coincidences. This is nothing more than a coordinated attack on the president of the United States by the Vatican. And quite frankly, it is both distasteful and unChristian.
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@toddstarnes Of course the Pope's actions couldn't possibly have anything to do with the actions of a deranged leader starting an unprovoked war that is imperiling global alliances and economies.
It certainly couldn't be anything like that, right?
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@TheAuthorGuy My throat is raw from screaming at the breadth, depth, and audacity of his perfidy.
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@TheRealThelmaJ1 <salutes> Standing by, Thelma!
May the Muskrat fail in his perfidy!
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@TheRealThelmaJ1 Holy cats! Who knew this could be possible?
In other news, grifters gonna grift.
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Feed cleanse!
SO SWEET
Jasmine 🌌🔭@astro_jaz
CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭
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@MoniFunGirl @Pontifex If you're Catholic, he is in charge of your religion.
Unless you want to go apostate or become Protestant your soul is in his care.
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@TheRealThelmaJ1 I would like it to be sooner, please
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