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@BeRighteous247

“We warned you.” (This is a parody and satire account of Lisa Simpson geared towards helping bridge the divide through pragmatism and humor. Tips are welcome.)

USA - United States of Amasia Inscrit le Şubat 2022
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House Judiciary Dems
House Judiciary Dems@HouseJudiciary·
How did Donald Trump give himself, his family, and their businesses a Super Pardon for all their crimes, back taxes, fines, and other payments due to the federal government? Meet Todd Blanche, Trump’s personal criminal defense lawyer now assigned to the Department of Justice, who gave his boss and former client, Donald Trump, a family-sized stack of get-out-of-jail-free cards.
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Not Your Average Liberal
Not Your Average Liberal@NotAvgLiberal·
This woman knows exactly what her husband and Jeffery Epstein did. She knows children were raped, abused and murdered. She allowed it to happen… As long as she was able to benefit financially. She’s pure fucking evil.
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Rob Smith
Rob Smith@robsmithonline·
Sorry, @RepOgles I don’t believe for a SECOND that a “staffer” wrote that post. Hating on gays does ZERO for the American people. Be an ELECTED OFFICIAL, DO YOUR JOB and stop trying to be an INFLUENCER.
Rep. Andy Ogles@RepOgles

Earlier today while working on the farm, my phone began going crazy because of a post made by a member of my comms team. The post was stupid, hurtful and a complete distraction from my America First focus. The employee has been reprimanded.

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Jake Tapper 🦅
Jake Tapper 🦅@jaketapper·
“HE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN” the president says about a congressman who hasn’t been seen publicly in nearly three months, hasn’t voted since March 5, and has yet to tell his constituents where he is.
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James Talarico
James Talarico@jamestalarico·
Ken Paxton was indicted for scamming his own friends. He convinced them to invest hundreds of thousands in a company while secretly pocketing a commission. Paxton sold out his own friends for a quick buck. What makes you think he won't sell you out in the Senate?
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Mia
Mia@MiaForTrump·
🚨 Should Trump be required to restore the East Wing of the White House to its exact original condition? YES or NO ✋
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Gianl1974
Gianl1974@Gianl1974·
A message to all sane Republicans: He pardoned 1,600 violent criminals. You said nothing. He bulldozed the East Wing. You said nothing. He interfered with the release of the Epstein files. You said nothing. He took over the Kennedy Center and renamed it after himself. You said nothing. He accepted a $400 million airplane as a personal gift. You said nothing. He threatened Canada, Cuba, Denmark, Greenland, Venezuela, Colombia, and Brazil. You said nothing. He tariffed just about everyone but Russia, causing inflation and instability worldwide. You said nothing. He attacked a nation during mediated negotiations. You said nothing. His ill-conceived war killed 175 children on day one. You said nothing. He alienated and insulted our allies. You said nothing. His ICE Army terrorized and murdered U.S. citizens. You said nothing. He committed murder on the high seas. You said nothing. He co-opted the Justice Department and directed it to prosecute his political enemies. You said nothing. It’s time to start talking.
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chiky handler
chiky handler@chiky_handlr·
The Freedom 250 concert got canceled. UFC fighters are backing out. His name will be removed from The Kennedy Center. The $1.776 billion slush fund is dead. Watching Trump’s vanity projects crash and burn has been giving me life. F**ck that loser.
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Greta Berlin
Greta Berlin@Truegreta·
I stood at this pool, at both monuments and saw both reflections… He’s a God damn idiot, as are the fools that support him. The “Reflection Pool” wasn’t designed by American architect Henry Bacon a hundred years ago to look like a swimming pool. It’s designed to have a darkened characteristics that has reflective qualities to reflect the monuments. That way, the Washington Monument is reflective to you when at the Lincoln Memorial, and when at the Washington Monument, the Lincoln Memorial is reflective to you. It’s designed to enhance the grandeur of monuments, create an illusion of reflection, and inclusion of expansive space of unity. He’s a tacky vulgar person that vulgarizes everything he touches. America isn’t becoming great, it’s becoming vulgar. Credit - Mathew Reed
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The White House
The White House@WhiteHouse·
LESS THAN TWO WEEKS. UFC FREEDOM 250 X WHITE HOUSE. SUN JUNE 14TH. THE COUNTDOWN IS ON. 🇺🇸
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Your Future President
Your Future President@BeRighteous247·
@Suzierizzo1 Are you telling me that drunk as a skunk war criminal is unwilling to promote someone who would beat the shit out of his dumbass in a sanctioned professional MMA fight?
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Suzie rizzio
Suzie rizzio@Suzierizzo1·
Pete Hegseth shot down the promotions for black and female service members which is a violation of Pentagon rules.
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Acyn
Acyn@Acyn·
Rubio: I have never seen Trump fall asleep. Lieu: I’m going to show you a video that shows you just lied to congress. Here is a video of him asleep while you are talking.
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Your Future President
Your Future President@BeRighteous247·
Such a good grift. Destroy Earth right now ASAP through unethical mining, despite us having billions of years left, and then give him as much money as possible to seed women who look like young teens and be another deadbeat dad whose adult children only like to eat burgers, fries, shakes, and mac n cheese meanwhile he rigs elections with his machinery allegedly.
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The Intellectualist
The Intellectualist@highbrow_nobrow·
"Eventually, all life on Earth will be destroyed by the sun. It's gradually expanding, we do at some point have to be a multi-planetary civilization because Earth will be incinerated…" - Elon Musk on the need for planetary civilization. @Acyn (2025)
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Esta
Esta@TheOnlyEsta·
🎯🎯🎯 This NEVER gets old‼️🤣🤣🤣
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Ford News
Ford News@FordJohnathan5·
BREAKINGNEWS: Secretary Marco Rubio stated during a congressional hearing that the war with Iran is over. Here is Iran bombing US bases in Kuwait just hours later. We are being led by idiots and liars. 🚨
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