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@oku_yungx Not enough

I need a nonchalant response to “I hate you”

@NoLimitGains What is happening with $CORN? The one time I follow your call and I get wrekd

This is the part of the cycle where retail turns bullish again and starts believing they’ll become millionaires overnight. “I was right, markets ripping” Fundamentally, nothing has changed. You will see.

It’s not April Fools Day anymore. Still question everything you see on here. Onward

Every day is April Fools day on this app.

@DiscussingFilm Free the nips?!

First look at Dwayne Johnson as Maui in the live-action ‘MOANA’ remake.

@AdamSchefter @SethWickersham @DVNJr EGON?!?

NFL owners are scheduled to vote on a Raiders’ succession plan that gives Silver Lake co-chief executive officer Egon Durban the option to purchase a majority stake in the team from longtime owner Mark Davis, via @SethWickersham and @DVNJr. espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…

MEN, BE HONEST: What do you think when you see a girl whose face and body look better than your wife’s / girlfriend’s?

@VinnyBonsignore @Raiders

I knew I wasn't going nuts. Here are the @Raiders draft picks:

@mistressdivy He only eats spinach

I wanna see the CEO of Popeyes eat 2 of them biscuits with no drink

My kids are going to be unstoppable

@CaleCrypto Me to

People who misspell lose as loose kill me

@dude_gang We live in a society of Paw and Order.

white people be like can’t hang out tomorrow my dog has jury duty

@iky_fwjett That’s bananas

i asked the produce guy if i could try a grape and he said he wouldn’t care if i lit the store on fire with him in it

@LordGhost____ Sometimes I think about how Covid taught me PRECISELY how much toilet paper is necessary

You ever sit back and think “man i survived some fucked up shit”

@typesfast Doughn’t

Can we stop putting cookie warnings on our web sites or not yet?

@funnysmartguy12 People I went to high school with be liking subracts on IG. We are not the same

people u went to highschool with be liking ads on instagram

@Idgafwarvet Tryna find a girl that isn’t so-diumb

Men be like I don’t have time for a relationship then watch a 50 minute youtube documentary on salt

@starshollowia Imagine hitting In N Out to get a quick Chili Glizzy with the boys. Animal style-Extra spread-Toasted buns. We don’t have the infrastructure to support the cause.

Chili dogs should be as accessible as cheeseburgers in the fast food world and it’s really fucked that they aren’t.

Are there any movies that take place in the future that reference the price of $BTC being at an insane amount? If not, we need one. I could use the hopium.

@elonmusk I think a good feature for future @Tesla FSD versions would be allowing to select other vehicles shown on the FSD screen to “avoid.” On my way to work today a crusty Nissan Altima with bumpers hanging off was swerving and changing lanes in front of me, but staying too close for comfort. I wish I could click that particular vehicle on my screen to create extra distance.