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Basically Trump just walked into your house then kicked your ass, stole all your jewelry, lit your car on fire and banged your wife On his way out you yelled at him that he’s never allowed back, he owes you money and you are in control of who comes through this front door And people think Trump lost 😂

@legitbrittFLA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ceasefire. Hormuz opening! Trump won!

@MarkMeadows I honestly believe Trump could take a shit on live tv on top of his desk and you guys will find a way to make it the greatest shit ever taken 😭😭😭😭

The Duality of President Trump: Yesterday, he was playing with children at the Easter Egg Roll. Today, he’s negotiating a historic deal with Iran. No one, and I mean no one, does it like President Trump.

@harryjsisson 🤷🏽‍♀️

Trump’s deal with Iran is sounding pretty terrible. They get complete control of the Strait of Hormuz, all sanctions removed, keep their uranium, and keep their missiles? What the hell was the point of the war then????

@MrAustinPredict @krassenstein lol the only ones who were mad at the Iranian government are the Jews and Trump.

@krassenstein The Iranian people now have a real chance to take their government back.

So let me get this straight… •$40 billion spent •300+ Americans wounded •Over a dozen killed •Oil prices doubled •U.S. bases severely damaged And what do we get? Iran keeps its uranium. No nuclear deal. The Strait of Hormuz still unstable. And the world sees us as weaker, not stronger. Sounds about right for a Trump deal.

@KobeissiLetter He love manipulating the markets don’t he

BREAKING: The S&P 500 erases all losses and turns green on the day as Pakistan asks President Trump to extend his 8 PM deadline by 2 weeks. Both sides have said they are reviewing the proposal.

@LauraLoomer Well well well ...

@LauraLoomer You mad

Bombing suspended for 2 weeks.

@RapidResponse47 There it is. Another TACO Tuesday dinner for the US.

@RapidResponse47 Daaaaaaaamn he broke MAGA’s heart again. They really were looking forward to blowing some shit up.

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@MAGAVoice He don’t even care to switch it up anymore. That 2 weeks work every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

BREAKING 🚨 MASSIVE chance a DEAL is reached tonight after Pakistani PM proposed a 2 week delay “Good news is expected from both sides soon” I TRUST TRUMP 🔥

@sarahadams Explain to us why the president of the US is “negotiating” on Twitter in front of everybody in the world to see. Shouldn’t this be some private thing??? Oh I know why!!! It’s because he’s A narcissistic loser who ass is required to be kissed 24 hours a day for him to function

It’s amazing how many people on this platform have clearly never watched a real negotiation with a terrorist regime or any terrorist entity for that matter. This isn’t sunshine and rainbows. It’s pressure, consequences, and making it unmistakably clear that if the Iranian regime won’t change their ways, they highly risk being ended. Let’s get something straight, because this keeps getting butchered, the civilization he is talking about ending is the Islamist regime, the assholes that took over 47 years ago and literally ruined the original Persian civilization in Iran that no one in the west seems to ever show empathy for. That distinction shouldn’t be this hard. And no, they shouldn’t be forced to be subservient to terrorists for another 50 years because you with 50,000 followers on some social media echo chamber said so. While some rush to defend a failed terrorist state, that same regime has been hanging teenagers this whole past week. I’ve seen zero concern over that, they’ve also been sending 12 year olds to be cannon fodder. Spare me the outrage. And to those immediately spiraling into “this means nuclear war,” please chill and relax a little. All this literally is ending a future nuclear threat. Not every hard-line equals global catastrophe. That’s not how this works. You’ve grown so used to watching terrorist pandering that you don’t even recognize what resolve looks like. The regime are paper tigers let them fold or make a choice that will lead to their ultimate demise. As Winston Churchill put it, “We shall show mercy, but we shall not ask for it.”

@Acyn It’s always Trump being Trump 🙄

Khanna: Would any other American president have ever threatened to wipe out 91 million people? MacCallum: You don’t get how the language works.

@JimFergusonUK Trump is literally threatening to blow up Iran’s energy sites 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🚨 IF CONFIRMED — RUSSIA JUST CROSSED A RED LINE Reports claim Russia has handed Iran a list of 55 Israeli energy targets. Not random. Mapped. Categorised. Prioritised for precision strikes. Power stations. Industrial hubs. Local grids. The entire energy backbone. Even the report admits— This is not independently verified. But if confirmed— This isn’t support. It’s escalation. Because this would mean: A direct role in enabling strikes on a nation’s critical infrastructure. Not proxy. Not indirect. Strategic. And if that line has been crossed— The conflict just expanded far beyond the region. Watch this closely.

@digijordan Because you’re stupid

Not one star. 60 years of technological progress with cameras… And not one star. I’ve heard all the explanations for this… None make any sense.

@EricLDaugh Bitch he lying

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump reveals Iran is RAPIDLY negotiating with the US right now as Pakistan requests a two-week extension on the power plant and bridge deadline Funny because Iran bragged that they "cut off" US negotiators not too long ago 🤡 It's safe to say they know he's serious. Less than 4 HOURS until the deadline hits

@le_negar @PatrickChristys Meanwhile Israel News shows have countdowns rolling until the deadline is up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Deep down, they know Israel and the USA won't attack them because they are not like the murderous Islamic Republic regime. They trust the IDF and the American army with all their heart. However, frankly, Iranians won't condemn it if they are attacked, as they are a part of the Islamic regime and they kill people for the regime themselves.

You might disagree with what Trump’s saying he’s going to do…but it’s also pretty sick to deliberately use women and children as human shields like this - there’s even a baby there.

@PatrickChristys Why should it matter??? He said he was going to destroy the whole damn country anyway 🤣.