Allan Burrows

@PeteFiutak Yeah, feel you just don’t understand the game

There are few dumber things in sports than offsides in soccer Get back on D, son (Seriously, imagine if a receiver couldn't run past a DB in football on a deep ball, or you couldn't get out on a fast break in hoops)

@TomDutty Finally an American with good taste

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@tj_leyes @ClimateNat @BasilTheGreat @BBCNews It categorically has, is the thing

@ClimateNat @BasilTheGreat @BBCNews They're a bunch of sheep that were so stupid to believe that giving up their guns would make them safer. 🤣

🚨NEWS: Keir Starmer is expected to ban VPN’s in an announcement next month says a Government spokesperson [@BBCNews ]

@ClimateNat @BasilTheGreat @BBCNews What do you want us to do? All talk no mouth you yanks, nothing can be done

@BasilTheGreat @BBCNews How are the people of the UK not rising up against this authoritarian goon? 🤷‍♂️

@opeola893968 @thebeeswarmguy @danielwales023 ‘Actually I started supporting them when they had already won everything’ isn’t the win you think it is

@thebeeswarmguy @danielwales023 Lame reply ,you thought i started supporting united during the fergie era right? Some of us started something after fergie retired United fanbase is growing everyday We are not the same

Newcastle were United first (1892 vs. 1902), and actually are United in the literal sense, being two clubs that merged in what is now a one club city. Up until 1969, NUFC and MUFC had won exactly the same amount of major honours (First Division/FA Cup/Any European trophies), and up until the Mike Ashley era, MUFC had been relegated once more than NUFC from the top flight to the second tier. So for all the claims at being small and lack of history, simply aren’t true, in fact for the majority of the 20th century NUFC were a bigger and more successful club. The 90s-00s have, of course, changed the the respective sizes of the clubs, with MUFC growing substantially and winning much more. No one is denying that. It’s probably the reason you picked Manchester United to “support”. But to belittle Newcastle United in such a manner is just unnecessary, and if anything, untrue. Where Benjamin Šeško goes may allow for some point scoring on here, but at least know your history first #NUFC #MUFC

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@SilverfoxFreed1 @ClayEadon @petedix57 @UnderpantsAnton @JeremyClarkson Shows how shite your argument that we don’t need something because we didn’t have them once is

What we must understand is that the grants farmers got for growing food are going. And we need food.

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@BillyCorr3 @Sam_Elliott_ Gateshead isn’t in Newcastle

@Sam_Elliott_ I know that people in Newcastle like swearing but that’s ridiculous. Did Biffa Bacon knock this up?

Gateshead’s social media team have clearly not been watching the Apprentice

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@fun88eng Fraser, 3-2 spurs

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