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@TheDemocrats Yes, let’s 👄😘😂

Let’s win this, Georgia.

@Biedersam "wait, this is what iranian men look like?"

The Knicks belong to New York City. And this championship belongs to the people who waited 53 years for it. That’s why we’re giving away 600 free tickets to Thursday’s Championship Ceremony at City Hall following the ticker-tape parade. The public lottery is open now and will close tomorrow, June 17, at 11 AM. Details at Knicks.com/CeremonySweeps.

@atrupar Let me help you out @JDVance, The court isn’t withholding the files. That excuse (rule 6E) evaporated when our EFTA passed. Your admin is illegally withholding many important files, claiming traditional “FOIA deliberative process privilege,” which the EFTA explicitly prohibits.

With $300 billion, we could end homelessness, fund cancer research for 40 years, and give every child free pre-K for over 7 years. Instead, Trump is sending it to Iran. This is not America First. Not even close.

Story time.. 😊

Fish waking up in the Reflecting Pool today.

Who wore it better?

@joncoopertweets His doctor probably forced him off his Adderall. Besides being 80, that tiredness can last months

Grandpa needs help climbing one small step. So old. So weak. So pathetic.

@JoshBallinger3 @RepYassAnsari He’s obviously struggling. You can see it all over his face.

@RepYassAnsari Stop it. Just because you wish it so, does not make it true. You are a contemptible human being.

The President of the United States is visibly struggling, and the signs of worsening cognitive decline are becoming harder and harder to ignore. He’s also falling asleep regularly in meetings. Why is this not a national story every day?

The moment America went to shit.

@Oddland66 @WhiteHouse Good one, you fucking dork .

@WhiteHouse The lawn will be watered (and shared on TikTok) with liberal tears. 😭

ScottsMiracle-Gro and the National Park Service will work to restore the South Lawn grass after UFC Freedom 250, making it stronger than ever before.

@WhiteHouse Just hire the guys who did the reflecting pool. It will be green in no time.

The Reflecting Pool now is everything trump claimed it was before he 'renovated' it.

BREAKING: The Reflecting Pool is reportedly being filled with so much chlorine, bleach, and other chemicals to kill the proliferating algae that health experts are warning the water is now a fire hazard that could release chlorine gas all over the National Mall.

easy 150K

@Read_Meee Let me guess, they also want you to stay in a bunk with the kids, to “help out”

My family is going to the beach without me this week because they expected me, a single childfree person, to pay the same amount as my siblings who have partners and children. So $4500 split 4 ways for 6 adults and 4 kids. When I told them I couldn't afford it I was told to get a hotel by myself. What's the point in being everyone's village if no one wants to be mine?

Dear Chris, I can start by telling you who my audience is not. It is NOT you. It is NOT the pundit class that rarely leaves the safety of its Georgetown cocktail parties. It is NOT the chattering class who gets paid to pretend it knows the mind of the American people. It is NOT for anyone who looks at everything through the lens of politics. The people I am talking to are tired of the bullshit. The people I want to speak with are the 50 million Americans still sick and suffering. The families fighting for the lives of the those they love. Whether they are people living in the shame and fear of being canceled, or consumed by grief after the loss of someone they love, they are just looking for a slight glimmer of hope that they too can get back up again. My audience is the people who feel unheard, unseen, and uninvited, just like me. My audience also includes my perceived enemies, those pitted against me by you and your colleagues in the media. I want to meet them where they are and help build a bridge. A bridge built of that which connects all of us. That’s where we begin to actually heal. And it’s not as if my intent is difficult to understand or discern. Just read and listen to what I have said on this platform, and the 18+ hours of unscripted pod casts I have done. I think your shock as to why anyone would care says far more about you than it does about me. Take a look at the comments to your post. And I also know this: people are tired of the bullshit. They’re tired of you and the chattering classes’ obsession with my family as Rome burns. So instead of wondering why people care about what I have to say, Chris, maybe you should concern yourself with why no one cares anymore about what you and everyone you represent has to say.

We patriots know proper pool management. Adding several buckets of Mountain Dew Voltage will get the reflecting pool back to its beautiful sparkling blue.

@HawleyMO So you'd be OK with this verse on immigrant players' hats? Leviticus 19:33-34: "When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt".