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@ChegeKuria_

Simple,unafraid a realist and myself

Thika Kenya Inscrit le Ekim 2012
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MethoDman
MethoDman@polo_kimanii·
There are many spirits you must rebuke. But the biggest of them all,the one I wouldnt wish even on my worst enemys family,is the spirit of Religious Psychosis. Hii kuna wakati imetusumbua sana pale nyumbani. And for some reason,Women are the biggest victims of this mental illness. A few years ago I remember calling my Mother to loan me some money even from the chamas shes always asking me money for,so that I could atleast boost my business. Akaniambia nisawa kuja nyumbani kijana yangu. I went there on a saturday. After we finished talking she reached out to her pocket,I assumed she was getting her safaricom wallet. Only for her to bring out a white handkerchief She plucked a thread from the white handkerchief and told me to take the thread go tie it on my shops door. Akaniambia hii itafungua mambo yako kijana yangu. She said theres a Pastor on TV who is healing people. I was in disbelief. Yani umenitoa nairobi ukuje unipatie uzi jameni. I called my Cousin Ng’endo,she couldnt stop laughing. Then She told me I was not alone,her mother had also been captured by this bladfakin spirit She told me that few weeks ago,when she told her mother things were not going well for her,her mother plucked out a thread from a white handkerchief and told her to chew it. But now it was worse because her mother was sick and had refused to go to hospital. She had printed a photo of their pastor and the put the photo under her mattress. She was now waiting for healing. Malaria nakwambia karibu imalize iyo mwanamke kumbaff. Tulipeleka osiptal na viboko Hapo ndio niligundua saitan alikua ameamulia hii familia yetu. The supplier of the healing handkerchiefs, was this guy pastor Ezekiel. He was selling them at 250kes each. He was also selling his followers water from the ocean at a price of 300kes per 250ML bottle. Buana mimi nasemanga ni heri nipate bibi akivuruta bangi,kuliko nimpate akispeak in Tongues. The devol hides in church these days. If you dont believe me,angalia Ruto ako wapi leo. Khabusie!
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Lynn Ngugi
Lynn Ngugi@lynn_ngugi1·
“If Somalis decided to pull their resources out of Kenya, it will collapse in a day”..This is part of a statement by @AlinurMohamed_ By all means, pull your resources out of Kenya, let it collapse!! We will rebuild from scratch. Every time a conversation on how Eastleigh business are taxed arises, you see such statements. We won’t cave. Watu walipe tax!!
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Chegeh@ChegeKuria_·
Mmemwangalia wamunyoro?
DCI KENYA@DCI_Kenya

𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗢𝗡 The Directorate of Criminal Investigations (DCI) is appealing to members of the public for information that may lead to the arrest of a suspect, whose photograph appears below, wanted in connection to the disappearance of a four-year-old child in Nakuru County. The child was reported missing at Mwariki Police Station on June 11, 2026. As the family desperately searched for their child, the suspect is alleged to have compounded their anguish by attempting to negotiate a ransom. Acting swiftly on intelligence leads, detectives from the Anti-Human Trafficking and Child Protection Unit (AHTCPU), working jointly with the Crime Research and Intelligence Bureau (CRIB) at DCI Headquarters and Officers from Mwariki Police Station, trailed the suspect to a plot in Quarry area of Rongai. However, upon noticing the detectives closing in on him, the suspect fled into nearby slums and has since remained at large. A search of the room where he had spent the night led to the recovery of a mobile phone, personal belongings, and a mother-and-child clinic booklet bearing the particulars of another minor from Nakuru County, raising more questions about the suspect’s activities. Anyone with information that may assist in his arrest or help establish his whereabouts is urged to report to the nearest police station or anonymously through #FichuaKwaDCI. Call 0800 722 203 (Toll-free) or WhatsApp at 0709 570 000.

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Dr. Anderson N. Maina, PhD
Dr. Anderson N. Maina, PhD@Maina_Poultry·
Kenyan FARMERS, a severe El Niño is forecast for Kenya from mid-2026 through Q1 2027, potentially worse than 1997. In '97, flooding killed 2,000+ people, wiped out 300,000 ha of crops, and killed over 600,000 livestock. Here's a 14-step action plan. Start this week. 🧵
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Abu Iman
Abu Iman@Mr_Guantai·
On this day, 10 years ago, Beth, Zaru and I had an idea to form something, that something became Guantai and Associates. To our 10 years together. To our hardships. To our triumphs and to our friends who stand with us through it all. Here's to decades more.
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IRAN EMBASSY in KENYA
IRAN EMBASSY in KENYA@IRANinKENYA·
The @CENTCOM: “We intercepted everything. Iran’s military is obliterated.” Reality: US early warning radars turned to rubble by Iranian missiles a couple of days ago. ASR-1000 radar in Ali Al-Salem, Kuwait — GONE TPS-59 radar in Bahrain — GONE Keep lying, boys. The only thing getting obliterated is your credibility.
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MUmoMwendwa
MUmoMwendwa@mar29738·
@SankaraDispatch @ChegeKuria_ "no representation in lieu of the people". Kwanza hapo he discusses the parliament as an instrument of authority uaga ako point on. This nairobi parliament represents kasogo and his Linda tumbo brigade by the legislation coming from it, not the people!
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Nnayi◽
Nnayi◽@NnayiLexon·
This guy shouldn’t call out 1xbet from his home , if he’s really genuine he should show his face and visit 1xbet office and relevant authorities that regular betting industry in Nigeria
Gossip Mill Nigeria@GossipMillNaija

Just in: “Nigerians please come and help me, I placed a bet of N28Million on 1xbet and I Won N82Million but I was only allowed to redraw N31Million and now 1xbet has refused to pay my remaining N51.8Million but instead Closed down my account” - Nigerian man cries out for help

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Stephen Mutoro
Stephen Mutoro@smutoro·
MARY WAMBUI MUNGAI AWARDED TENDER TO OWN FIRM WHEN SERVING AS CA CHAIR 🫆Conflict of interest: Nightigale Enterprises Ltd, linked to Mary Wambui Mungai (@CA_Kenya chairperson, appointed Dec 2022), did Sh409M in CA contracts in FY2024/25 under the digital superhighway project. 🫆Mungai resigned as Nightigale director days after her CA appointment, transferring 500 shares to daughter Evelyn Nyambura, who then held 700 shares (70%) in the firm. 🫆Just a week after CA and ICTA signed a technical cooperation MoU (which CA had approved), ICTA awarded Nightigale a Sh54.3 billion tender (“Digital Superhighway – Backbone & Metro”). 🫆Nyambura resigned from Nightigale and transferred her 700 shares to Ruth Waithira Kinyanjui a week before Nightigale signed the contract (June 26, 2023) — flagged as a pattern of concealing ownership links during tendering. 🫆@Cofek_Kenya protested the tender process when it was opened. 🫆@OAG_Kenya Nancy Gathungu’s report (year ending June 2025) found Mungai and another CA board member had controlling interests in companies awarded contracts by @ICTAuthorityKE under the USF-funded Digital Super Highway Project — Nightigale got Sh401.6 million, an unnamed board member’s company got Sh82.16M 🫆Audit revealed board members/their associates were managing directors or shareholders of contracted companies at the time of tender evaluation (Feb/March 2023). 🫆President Ruto revoked Mungai’s CA board appointment in August 2025, later appointing her to chair the Athi Water Works Development Agency board. 🫆CA Director-General @Mugonyid acknowledged Mungai participated in board meetings approving the digital superhighway projects, but declined further comment, citing ongoing court case.
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BenkaCentral
BenkaCentral@BenkaCentral·
Let me get this straight. A group of about 30 young men on motorbikes stormed All Saints' Cathedral in Nairobi. They disrupted a public participation meeting, assaulted attendees, robbed worshippers who had gone there to pray and connect with God, then rode into the streets where they terrorized pedestrians and stole from them. Later, after being informed that the meeting was still ongoing, they returned on foot, used more violence, and beat participants again before calmly dispersing and heading home. It is both absurd and embarrassing. To put this into perspective, All Saints' Cathedral sits along Kenyatta Avenue, next to Uhuru Park and within Nairobi's most heavily secured government district. Parliament, the Supreme Court, City Hall, and several key government offices are all within a short walking distance of the cathedral. Yet while all this was unfolding, inside the cathedral and on the surrounding streets, no meaningful help arrived. Kenyans do not fully appreciate what these inept politicians are playing with. They are nurturing forces they will not be able to control in the future. History is full of examples of groups that were tolerated, encouraged, or weaponized for short-term political gain, only to become a threat to everyone. This path is dangerous. Stop this abomination before it grows into something far worse.
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I am Chege
I am Chege@_James041·
- Trace looted funds to the last coin and jail every thief. - Audit public debts and cancel all the Odious debts. - Amend all the murderous globalist laws passed by MPigs and commercial lawmakers. - Carry out land redistribution - Nationalize our natural resources - Respect the constitution and uphold the rule of law. - Arrest, charge and jail all killer cops. - Remove the power of the purse from the executive, establish an independent treasury and eliminate imperial presidency.
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Juma G 🇰🇪
Juma G 🇰🇪@jumaf3·
What happened at All Saints Cathedral was sad, unfortunate, and foolish. If it is true CS John Mbadi sent these goons, then this country has gone to the pits. Worshipers were robbed live on camera... Fact that nobody else has been arrested, then Nairobi is officially the Goonland.
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Ian Car Advice Kenya
Ian Car Advice Kenya@Caradvicekenya·
My niece is missing. If you see her or have any info, Kindly help us find her🙏
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Gachie_patrick 🇰🇪🇨🇦
It’s now 9:50 PM clocking . Ndo tumetoka shamba and we are now offloading 5 tonnes of fresh ,well dried Redbulb onions 🧅. Mnaona venye najituma ? Good people of the lord , your son is here again🙏place your orders today at only 70bob /KG. Let’s move this stock together
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