Chelsea

Go Green…but beanie or nah?

@WalterTheMG 😈

UNC choking in March again

😮‍💨🎉

YOU KNOW THE PISTONS WON AGAIN!

@becca_may33 💯

i don’t want to hear a single MOTHER FUCKING word about your sports teams luck you have NO idea what it’s like being a detroit sports fan.

@ochocinco Nope 👎🏼

I know it’s still early but there’s no way anybody’s March Madness bracket is still in tact❔

@iamlena___ Congratulations!! 🎊

Everyone pause!!!!!! My 4 year old autistic son just called me mommy for the first time and I am losing my mind🥹

@PathOfMen_ Probably depressed

Good thing to reflect on

I want to wish Michigan State’s Women’s Basketball team good luck tomorrow when they play Colorado State!

@AnnieAgar Honestly, I wish I could hate more

“how big of a hater are you?” me:

@PatsKam Sadly yes

Girlhood is being told to scrape them so their DNA is under your nails. Girlhood is knowing your escape plan ahead of time. Girlhood is covering your drinks with your hand. Girlhood is being told to pay attention to your surroundings. Girlhood means trying to survive.

@RedwasHere55949 😬

@ChelsElaina Menace

Cade Cunningham, get better my brother!

@BunOfMan Only 30? Shit I need like 300 probably

@ChelsElaina 40 units the first round. Down to 30 now. If they off Dysport get that instead of the Botox brand. It’s a little more expensive but it works faster and lasts longer. I go every 3 months. Only forehead an crows feet

Finally booked that Botox appointment I’ve been wanting 😌 Appreciate the push 😘

Botox sponsorship would fix at least 40% of my problems

@BunOfMan Oh nice!! I don’t really but how much do you get if you don’t mind me asking?

@ChelsElaina Idk if you get tension headaches at all but once that shit kicks in they disappear. Not lookin like a worn out work boot in my case is also a bonus 😆 to many years pouring concrete or farming without sunscreen caught up to me

@Hail_RaiseHail Thank you. Yeah, you can only put lipstick on a pig but at the end of the day it’s still a pig but we’ll see!

@ChelsElaina Your face is beautiful as is. But you do whatever makes you happy with yourself. I absolutely understand we don’t see ourselves as others see us.

@TenrDate @MurrayHillGuy1 Oh wow, I’d have no matches then.

@ChelsElaina @MurrayHillGuy1 It's us! Try it out

Dating apps are really having men verify their height 😂😂 Are we going to bring out scales for women next?

@Hail_RaiseHail No, ideally to fix my face. Can only do so much but we’ll see!

@ChelsElaina Doing it for migraines or just because you want too? You don’t owe me an answer, just wondering. My ex wife did it for migraines and it helped. They usually returned before she could do it again but it was relief for several months.

@MattyWalt91 You know!

@ChelsElaina Never and I mean never, bet against Izzo!

Don’t worry, Michigan State is getting it done for the Big Ten 💚

@esquire215 My forehead got more personality than me at this point

@ChelsElaina Cut the crap top 5 personalities on twitter!!