Jerred Chute

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Jerred Chute

@ChuteJerred

Scientist, Inventor, JACofAllTrades. Search for the color in life, it's not black, white, or grey. I offer an opinion NOT advice

Austin, TX Inscrit le Ağustos 2012

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Jerred Chute@ChuteJerred·40s

@LensScientific Basically us just using symbols and words in elegant ways to describe what is already there so we can comprehend the wonder that is the universe... Thus an invention. But each time we find something new that fits the "puzzle" is then a discovery

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The Scientific Lens@LensScientific·9h

Is math our invention or a discovery?

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Jerred Chute@ChuteJerred·5m

@itsrosesm Nice try FBI! 😜 I don't know what speed the governor is set to on my Tacoma, I swear

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Rose Smith@itsrosesm·21h

Who here has pushed their car past 100 mph? Why did you do it?

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Jerred Chute@ChuteJerred·7m

Love the movie and really wanted to see a sequel with the end scene leading us on like that

cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003) is the kind of movie Hollywood doesn’t make anymore. A pre-MCU mashup of literary characters treated like old-school pulp. The dialogue is rough, the tone is unapologetically weird, but the ambition is real.

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Jerred Chute@ChuteJerred·10m

😂 I rarely watch anyways and that cabin is more my bucket list than Superbowl tickets, ya know? 🫡🧐🤔

Emily 🦋@EmilySm43

Would you take it?

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Jerred Chute@ChuteJerred·7h

@moonchild23580 Personally I like tall women. I guess it has to do with hoping for tall children. Although if everything else is perfect, as you requested answered... Hell yeah I'm marrying her if she's perfect but short 😂🫡😍🤷‍♂️

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moonchild💫@moonchild23580·20h

TRUTH CHECK: Will you marry a short girl if everything else is perfect? Or does height still secretly matter more than you admit?

moonchild💫@moonchild23580

MEN ONLY: Will you marry a short girl?

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Jerred Chute@ChuteJerred·7h

@lady_valor_07 No one, he sits at the other end that isn't shown 😉

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LadyValor@lady_valor_07·1d

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Jerred Chute@ChuteJerred·8h

@bucees PLEASE 🥺🙏😭 bring back cinnamon rolls?

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Jerred Chute@ChuteJerred·8h

@Pixie1z @PeriklesGREAT Sooooo fucking down with this. Been over 4 years already so I'd have sooooo much more fun remembering everything I do and much more things to do than waste time slowly killing myself with ethanol

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ƤƖҲƖЄ@Pixie1z·1d

Can you do this?

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Jerred Chute@ChuteJerred·8h

@honeymoon250 Right here 👋 Although I am an alcoholic... Sooooo glad I went sober

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Honey 🛼@honeymoon250·19h

Do men exist in the world who do not drink Alcohol?

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Jerred Chute@ChuteJerred·8h

YES! AND IT WAS FUCKING GLORIOUS!!!!! 🫡😂👍😁

‏ً@omgsidewalks

Have you ever lived alone?? No partner, no pets, no roommates, no kids. Just you

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Jerred Chute@ChuteJerred·10h

@doctor_birkin 1?

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救命医エルメス@doctor_birkin·13h

【Here Comes a New Challenger】 Three patients injured in a traffic accident have just arrived at the emergency room. Who would you treat first?

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Jerred Chute@ChuteJerred·10h

Basically this, except my mom and dog got my back... Sadly, dog is about to die and well mom won't quit smoking 🚭 🤦‍♂️😭

Dear Son.@DearS_o_n

CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT, As I turn 43 this year, I have realised, as a man, no one cares about you. Not your wife. Not your family. Not your friends. Not your workmates. Nobody. People act like they care, but deep down, they don't. You are on your own. Always on your own.

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Jerred Chute@ChuteJerred·10h

@BallerToy1327 Aeryn! 😍

The Toy Baller@BallerToy1327·1d

Do you think of her as Aeryn Sun from #Farscape or Vala Mal Doran from #StargateSG1

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Jerred Chute@ChuteJerred·1d

@alphafox Yeah, the monopoly dude doesn't! 👍

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AlphaFox@alphafox·2d

The mandela effect was WRONG. Mr Peanut DID have a monocle!!

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Jerred Chute@ChuteJerred·1d

Context people!

Sacred Cow Shipyards@SCShipyards

But what if you put replicators in your replicators?

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Jerred Chute@ChuteJerred·1d

@vxylily Trying to be overly competitive. I enjoy some competition in knowledge, trivia, workouts, cooking/food, etc. but if it's just going to be who is better then I'm completely turned off Also, a woman who can't cook, and I mean openly admits "I burn toast", "I can't scramble eggs"🤦‍♂️

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