Daniel Chamberlain

In June of this year i hit my 19th anniversary of serving in the @OKGuard, today I made the switch from NCO to 2LT. It's been 6 long years since I finished my commissioning school, Officer Candidate School, but it paid off today. Thank you to everyone that's played a role in getting me to where my feet are now, especially my wife @SamCDPT. Here's to (nearly) 20 more years! @NationalGuard @USArmy #GoGuard

Champs!

If the American flag offends you… LEAVE.

@RepTimKennedy We had shootings and constant fights going over the radio today. BPD made arrests and recovered firearms. I’d say it was for the history books…

Travis Pastrana doing backflips in front of the White House. America, fuck yeah.

@beerundbacon I’ll give you 1A/1B, and I don’t know which is which.

@CoachChamboOK Gods commies are woodland and don’t you forget that

And a god damn tomato is a fruit. STFU! We used to wear digi-vomit ACU, we now wear God’s cammies, the OCP summer pajamas. FOH with your technicality

@ScottRo83866595 Them’s charcoal temps… we like it about 160° around here. Juice running. Skin crispy. Delicious.

@CoachChamboOK That’s jerky temp. 260

5 hour smoke on a 8 pound chickie….

@KahnChace Like a real okie, I watched it with a mug of bourbon in a lawn chair.

@CoachChamboOK Glad you’re safe!

This is what we call “cutting it close.”

@japan_nobunaga “The biscuit drank the gravy the way a field drinks rain”

“Joe don’t mean to fuck ya, he just does.”

Spotted cow spotting…

OU Baseball chose to lose the first game of the SEC Tourney to show up in Omaha well rested. Chess… not checkers.

I spoke too soon.

Wait til the end

A Fenway series win! First time in over 2 months. Didn’t see it coming!

@ScottRo83866595 Still go to 160-165°?

@CoachChamboOK It’s smoked indirect

@Todd63856087543 Still counts. 378th rule in the book.

@CoachChamboOK He probably caught the same hungry one about 10 times

A little update on my bass fishing adventure thus far. I’ve been maybe 5 times the last 10 days or so. Several mornings at sun up. Several afternoons into evening. I’ll be on the water twice a day all weekend. What kind of success am I having? I caught 1 fish. 1. Uno. Wahed. Ein. I’m having the kinda success that it if I weren’t recording some of the fishing and taking my children, my wife would probably think I’m lying and just going to take long naps away from the house. Do you understand what that means? I’m so bad at bass fishing, it could literally cause suspicion of whether I’m even going fishing or not. If I were married to a lesser woman, I could indirectly cause the loss of a marriage due to my complete I ability to find bass on a lake. Luckily I married the greatest woman on earth and she laughs at my inability to do the most simple task… catch dinner. Anywho, if any of you have any idea what you’re doing… I’m all ears.