Colleen

Could whoever invented those colorblind glasses try to tackle time blindness next?? Feel free to use this as a jumping-off point: ⏰👄⏰

Hm, I wonder what X is short for??

The real winner of figmatch! @rogie @danjlevy #Config2023

Daydreaming about power washing my brain

@sristiena Love this for you

My vibe lately is best described as “wet rat”

Waiting game at this point

Wow, apparently some wires got crossed with my Twitter acquisition?? Can’t be real. SYSTEM IS RIGGED!! !

You know what? Fine. I’ll buy Twitter.

@YoniAstro @sristiena

just got back from the cherished and universally beloved friend convention and they all knew you

@WhiteHouse Oh, before elections??? Classic left-wing ploy to increase democratic voter turnout after more people start to hear how stupid republicans sound

Starting next month, Americans can buy hearing aids over the counter – without a prescription or exam. This will lower costs for an estimated 30 million Americans.

Post Malone is gen z’s Jimmy Buffett

Photo of me starting a new project:

@MathiasaurusRex Um what? How? Are you accepting requests???

Got access to a Dall-E generator. Rad 🦖🍕🛹

Sometimes you palak paneer. Other times the paneer palaks you.

Wherever you go, there you are #keepthatthangonme

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Sure, stranger things is strange. But I can’t shake this strange feeling that I could think up many stranger things than stranger things. Just sayin’

Oklahoma gov bans abortions after 6 weeks. Less than 24hr later severe tornadoes and hail whip through the state causing mass damage? For days? Does god exist? Is she a woman?

Still pronounced “Twitter” though

Okay but YOU KNOW he’s gonna rebrand and change Twitter’s name to something freaky like “Gaͣlaxyßird-1 X”

My attachment style is usually like 3MB over the maximum file size. #psychologyfacts